To Say Nothing of the Dog
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To Say Nothing of the Dog: How We Found the Bishop's Bird Stump at Last is a 1997 comic science fiction
Science fiction
Science fiction is a genre of fiction dealing with imaginary but more or less plausible content such as future settings, futuristic science and technology, space travel, aliens, and paranormal abilities...

 novel
Novel
A novel is a book of long narrative in literary prose. The genre has historical roots both in the fields of the medieval and early modern romance and in the tradition of the novella. The latter supplied the present generic term in the late 18th century....

 by Connie Willis
Connie Willis
Constance Elaine Trimmer Willis is an American science fiction writer. She has won eleven Hugo Awards and seven Nebula Awards. Willis most recently won a Hugo Award for Blackout/All Clear...

. It takes place in the same universe of time-traveling historians she explored in her story Fire Watch
Fire Watch (story)
"Fire Watch" is a science-fiction story written in 1982 by Connie Willis. The story involves a time-travelling historian who goes back to the Blitz in London, to participate in the fire watch at St. Paul's Cathedral....

and novel Doomsday Book
Doomsday Book (novel)
Doomsday Book is a 1992 science fiction novel by American author Connie Willis. The novel won both the Hugo and Nebula Awards, and was shortlisted for other awards...

.

To Say Nothing of the Dog won both the Hugo
Hugo Award
The Hugo Awards are given annually for the best science fiction or fantasy works and achievements of the previous year. The award is named after Hugo Gernsback, the founder of the pioneering science fiction magazine Amazing Stories, and was officially named the Science Fiction Achievement Awards...

 and Locus
Locus Award
The Locus Award is a literary award established in 1971 and presented to winners of Locus magazine's annual readers' poll. Currently, the Locus Awards are presented at an annual banquet...

 Awards in 1999, and was nominated for the Nebula Award
Nebula Award
The Nebula Award is given each year by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America , for the best science fiction/fantasy fiction published in the United States during the previous year...

 in 1998.

Title Source

The book's title is inspired by the subtitle of an 1889 classic work, as explained by the author in the dedication:
"To Robert A. Heinlein
Robert A. Heinlein
Robert Anson Heinlein was an American science fiction writer. Often called the "dean of science fiction writers", he was one of the most influential and controversial authors of the genre. He set a standard for science and engineering plausibility and helped to raise the genre's standards of...

, Who, in Have Space Suit—Will Travel, first introduced me to Jerome K. Jerome
Jerome K. Jerome
Jerome Klapka Jerome was an English writer and humorist, best known for the humorous travelogue Three Men in a Boat.Jerome was born in Caldmore, Walsall, England, and was brought up in poverty in London...

's Three Men in a Boat, To Say Nothing of the Dog
Three Men in a Boat
Three Men in a Boat ,The Penguin edition punctuates the title differently: Three Men in a Boat: To Say Nothing of the Dog! published in 1889, is a humorous account by Jerome K...

."

Plot introduction

The story takes place in 2057 at Oxford University. A machine which makes time travel possible has been developed, but time travel itself is used primarily as a tool for historical research. Although millions were spent to develop time travel as a commercial venture, it turned out to have no profit potential. The natural laws of the "time continuum" prevent anything of significance from being brought from the past to the future, and also act to keep time travelers away from historically critical events, such as the Battle of Waterloo
Battle of Waterloo
The Battle of Waterloo was fought on Sunday 18 June 1815 near Waterloo in present-day Belgium, then part of the United Kingdom of the Netherlands...

. Any attempt to break these laws result in the time machine malfunctioning: either it fails to work at all, or the time traveler goes to the wrong time or place. In extreme situations the continuum can correct paradoxes by changing the course of events in minor ways to keep the eventual outcome the same.

The novel opens just as one time traveler appears to have violated the laws of the continuum by bringing a cat from Victorian times to 2057.

The background to the story is that Lady Schrapnell, a wealthy American neo-aristocratic woman with a will of iron has dragooned most of Oxford's history department to help her rebuild Coventry Cathedral
Coventry Cathedral
Coventry Cathedral, also known as St Michael's Cathedral, is the seat of the Bishop of Coventry and the Diocese of Coventry, in Coventry, West Midlands, England. The current bishop is the Right Revd Christopher Cocksworth....

 exactly as it was before it was destroyed in the Nazi
Nazism
Nazism, the common short form name of National Socialism was the ideology and practice of the Nazi Party and of Nazi Germany...

 Blitz
The Blitz
The Blitz was the sustained strategic bombing of Britain by Nazi Germany between 7 September 1940 and 10 May 1941, during the Second World War. The city of London was bombed by the Luftwaffe for 76 consecutive nights and many towns and cities across the country followed...

 during World War II
World War II
World War II, or the Second World War , was a global conflict lasting from 1939 to 1945, involving most of the world's nations—including all of the great powers—eventually forming two opposing military alliances: the Allies and the Axis...

. (The post-WWII cathedral has itself been deconsecrated and demolished to make way for a shopping center.) The project is beset both by protesters who think the money could be better spent elsewhere and by Schrapnell's own insistence that "God is in the details."

The one remaining detail is the "Bishop's bird stump
Bird stump
A Bird stump is a variety of vase popular in 1920s England. It was generally made of porcelain in the shape of a tree stump, with a bird for decoration...

", a large piece of Victorian
Victorian era
The Victorian era of British history was the period of Queen Victoria's reign from 20 June 1837 until her death on 22 January 1901. It was a long period of peace, prosperity, refined sensibilities and national self-confidence...

 bric-a-brac
Bric-a-brac
Bric-à-brac , first used in the Victorian era, refers to collections of curios such as elaborately decorated teacups and small vases, feathers, wax flowers under glass domes, eggshells, statuettes, painted miniatures or photographs, and so on...

. (The exact nature of this item isn't revealed until much later in the book.) As the story begins, a team of Oxford historians is sent to Coventry just as the crucial air raid begins to determine whether the "bird stump" was in fact in the cathedral at the time.

Complicating the effort is the fact that the British knew about the Coventry raid in advance, thanks to the decoding of the Nazi Enigma machine
Enigma machine
An Enigma machine is any of a family of related electro-mechanical rotor cipher machines used for the encryption and decryption of secret messages. Enigma was invented by German engineer Arthur Scherbius at the end of World War I...

-encoded message by a similar machine in the possession of the British. The knowledge was withheld because the German High Command would have changed the code if they had suspected that it had been broken. The code-breakers were able to supply valuable intelligence later in the war, so anything that compromised the secret, including an interloper from the future, might change the course of history. At first it seems that the paradox is related to the Victorian era, but it relates to the Enigma code.

Plot summary

The protagonist, Ned Henry, is a specialist in 20th century history, assigned to search for the Bishop's bird stump. He has made so many jumps into the 1940s so quickly that he has developed "time-lag", the time-travel-induced form of jet lag
Jet lag
Jet lag, medically referred to as desynchronosis, is a physiological condition which results from alterations to the body's circadian rhythms; it is classified as one of the circadian rhythm sleep disorders...

, and must recuperate before he returns to work. There is, unfortunately, an emergency in progress. A historian sent to the Victorian era
Victorian era
The Victorian era of British history was the period of Queen Victoria's reign from 20 June 1837 until her death on 22 January 1901. It was a long period of peace, prosperity, refined sensibilities and national self-confidence...

 has returned bringing something from Victorian England with her which the historians believe may rip time itself apart if it isn't promptly returned...and Ned, who knows virtually nothing about the 19th century, is the only one available to return it. (Theoretically, nothing may be brought through the time machine in either direction as it might cause time to unravel, and safeguards have been put in place in order to prevent significant objects making the journey.)
Unfortunately, Ned is too time-lagged to recall his destination, much less remember what it is that he is supposed to return. He meets one Terence St. Trewes, a besotted young Oxford undergraduate, and lends him the money to hire a boat for a trip on the River Thames from Oxford down to Muchings End, where Terence hopes to meet his love, Tocelyn "Tossie" Mering. Ned, Terence, Cyril the bulldog and an Oxford don Professor Peddick travel down the Thames, navigating locks, beautiful scenery, crowds of languid boaters in no hurry to get anywhere, and the party of one Jerome K. Jerome
Jerome K. Jerome
Jerome Klapka Jerome was an English writer and humorist, best known for the humorous travelogue Three Men in a Boat.Jerome was born in Caldmore, Walsall, England, and was brought up in poverty in London...

 (to say nothing of the dog, Montmorency).

Fortunately, Ned's contact in Muchings End recognizes him when he arrives, and identifies herself: she is a young woman named Verity Kindle, who is pretending to be Tossie's cousin. Lady Schrapnell sent Verity to read Tossie's diary, as Tossie (an ancestor of Lady Schrapnell) had written about a life-changing event involving the bird stump at the church which was to become Coventry Cathedral, which had caused her to elope with a mysterious "Mr. C" to America. It is only at this point that Ned learns the nature of the object he is to return: Tossie's pet cat, Princess Arjumand
Mumtaz Mahal
Mumtaz Mahal born as Arjumand Banu Begum was a Mughal Empress and chief consort of emperor Shah Jahan...

. (Cats are extinct in 2057 due to a feline distemper pandemic.)

However, returning the cat did not clear up the time disruption, as people attempting to visit Coventry during the air raid are still missing their target--they are either in the right place at the wrong time or the right time but miles from the target. Have they changed history by bringing Terence to Tossie? What will happen to them if Lady Schrapnell is never born, to say nothing of Terence not marrying Peddick's niece Maud, and thus not becoming the grandfather of an RAF pilot who bombs Berlin and goads Hitler into bombing London and Coventry?

The solution involves the wisdom of Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes is a fictional detective created by Scottish author and physician Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. The fantastic London-based "consulting detective", Holmes is famous for his astute logical reasoning, his ability to take almost any disguise, and his use of forensic science skills to solve...

, the methods of Hercule Poirot
Hercule Poirot
Hercule Poirot is a fictional Belgian detective created by Agatha Christie. Along with Miss Marple, Poirot is one of Christie's most famous and long-lived characters, appearing in 33 novels and 51 short stories published between 1920 and 1975 and set in the same era.Poirot has been portrayed on...

, and the style of Lord Peter Wimsey
Lord Peter Wimsey
Lord Peter Death Bredon Wimsey is a bon vivant amateur sleuth in a series of detective novels and short stories by Dorothy L. Sayers, in which he solves mysteries; usually, but not always, murders...

. In the meantime, Ned, Verity and their colleagues have to deal with packs of dogs guarding the marrows, hostile theatrical costumers dragooned into operating the time machine, phony spiritualists, kittens, abstruse mathematics, the Battle of Waterloo, the unalterable fact that the butler did it (they always do), the Coventry Ladies Altar Guild, more dogs, and a crime which was committed before anyone realized it was against the law.

Characters

  • Ned Henry, 21st century historian, dragooned by Lady Schrapnell into searching for the "bishop's bird stump" by all possible means, including attending every jumble sale held in Coventry in 1940.
  • Verity Kindle, another historian who specializes in 1930's detective fiction. She masquerades as Verity Brown, a distant niece of Colonel and Mrs. Mering, in order to find and read their daughter's diary. Witnessing Baine the butler throwing the cat "Princess Arjumand" in the river Thames, she jumps in and rescues the cat, but inadvertently brings her through to 2057, beginning the whole cascade of events.
  • Professor James Dunworthy, a historian who has been associated with the Time Travel program from the beginning. He also appears in the novels Doomsday Book
    Doomsday Book (novel)
    Doomsday Book is a 1992 science fiction novel by American author Connie Willis. The novel won both the Hugo and Nebula Awards, and was shortlisted for other awards...

    and Blackout/All Clear
    Blackout/All Clear
    Blackout and All Clear are the two volumes that comprise a 2010 science fiction novel by American author Connie Willis. Blackout was published February 2, 2010 by Spectra. The second part, the conclusion All Clear, was released as a separate book on October 19, 2010...

    .
  • Finch, Dunworthy's fussy but very efficient secretary. He eventually joins the other time travelers in 1888, masquerading as the butler at the Chattisbournes, who are neighbours of the Mering's. He finds the role very easy to play.
  • Tocelyn "Tossie" Mering, a beautiful and intelligent "rose of England" who, through the influence of her parents, is flighty and obsesses with trivialities. She is supposed to be Lady Shrapnell's ancestor, having left for America with her husband, known only as "C". It is her memoirs, and her account of having her life changed when she visited St. Michaels Church in Coventry, which later became the Cathedral, which inspired Lady Shrapnell to begin the reconstruction.
  • Colonel and Mrs. Mering. The Colonel is retired from the Indian Army and now devotes his time to collecting exotic goldfish. Mrs. Mering is a hypochondriac and a fan of spiritualism
    Spiritualism
    Spiritualism is a belief system or religion, postulating the belief that spirits of the dead residing in the spirit world have both the ability and the inclination to communicate with the living...

    . The novel credits her with inventing the "jumble sale", that is a bazaar where people donate unwanted household items, instead of donating items they have made, such as cakes, scones, craft items etc.
  • Terence St. Trewes, a young Oxford undergraduate whom Ned meets when he first arrives in 1888. Despite his not having any money about him, Terence is in fact a minor aristocrat and will have a considerable income, making him perfect for Tossie in the eyes of her parents.
  • "Baine", the Mering's butler. It is revealed later that "Baine" is not his real name, merely a nom de métier he was given when working for the Mering's neighbours. Employers routinely give their servants pseudonyms in order to simplify their lives: Mrs. Mering refers to her maid Colleen as Jane for this reason, Jane having been a previous employee. Baine previously worked for the Irish peer Lord Dunsany under his real name, but Mrs. Mering will not have it used in her house. Baine is like P.G. Wodehouse's Jeeves, in that he is very intelligent (much more so than his employers), well-read (he reads Thomas Paine
    Thomas Paine
    Thomas "Tom" Paine was an English author, pamphleteer, radical, inventor, intellectual, revolutionary, and one of the Founding Fathers of the United States...

     while awaiting orders) and incredibly efficient, ministering to his employers' every need, and even anticipating them.
  • "T.J." Lewis, a mathematician and expert in time theory. Since he is black, he cannot be sent back in time by Lady Shrapnell, which is fortunate because he is needed to run simulations in an attempt to discover how bad the disruption of the space-time continuum might be.
  • Lady Shrapnell, a rich American with a will of iron and a voice that can overcome any opposition. She has married into the Shrapnell title and is obsessed with rebuilding Coventry Cathedral exactly as it was the day before it was destroyed, in honour of her ancestor Tocelyn Mering. Everything must be completely correct, as "God is in the details". This includes the "bishop's bird stump", which was thought to be completely indestructible yet disappeared the night of the air raid.
  • Elizabeth Bittner, widow of the last Bishop of Coventry. Old and infirm in the 2050's, she was one of the pioneers of time travel in the early 21st century. She was also a great beauty who entranced men, including Dunworthy. Ned compares her to the fictional Zuleika Dobson
    Zuleika Dobson
    Zuleika Dobson, full title Zuleika Dobson, or, an Oxford love story, is a 1911 novel by Max Beerbohm, a satire of undergraduate life at Oxford. It was his only novel, but was nonetheless very successful...

     for her effect on her fellow Oxfordians. Appearing late in the narrative, she proves to be crucial to explaining the bizarre happenings.

Comedy of manners

Most of Willis' novels invoke the comedy of manners, as the main theme or as comic relief. In this novel there are echoes of the comedy of P. G. Wodehouse
P. G. Wodehouse
Sir Pelham Grenville Wodehouse, KBE was an English humorist, whose body of work includes novels, short stories, plays, poems, song lyrics, and numerous pieces of journalism. He enjoyed enormous popular success during a career that lasted more than seventy years and his many writings continue to be...

, with the hapless Ned being persuaded to get involved in clandestine activities in country houses, particularly sneaking Terence's dog Cyril into his room so he does not have to sleep in the stable, as Mrs. Mering has decreed. Having done so he finds that between Cyril's snoring and Princess Arjumand's insistence on sleeping on his bed, he gets very little sleep at all.

One other theme is how, despite changing manners, human nature does not change. This appears as the same scene plays out with different characters, as one person, be it Lady Shrapnell in 2057, a Coventry curate in 1888, or Mary Botoner, the cathedral's original builder in 1395, harangues a builder or craftsman about finishing a job, only to be told all the ways that it is not possible in the time allowed.

The mystery novel

In the later chapters the book both parodies and functions as a mystery novel. In the beginning it is not apparent that there is a crime, let alone a mystery. The only questions are: What happened to the bishop's bird stump, which was definitely in its place a few days before the bombing raid, and how was Verity able to break through all the safeguards and bring a cat into 2057? Later it becomes clear that someone stole the bird stump, but not who, how or why. Ned begins to see himself first as Hercule Poirot, but then as Lord Peter Wimsey, with Verity as his Harriet Vane. Since he fell for her at first sight (even as, like Harriet Vane when Wimsey first saw her, she stood accused of a crime) this is not hard. In the final chapters he proposes to her, using the same words that Lord Peter used to propose to Harriet in Gaudy Night
Gaudy Night
Gaudy Night is a mystery novel by Dorothy L. Sayers, the tenth in her popular series about aristocratic sleuth Lord Peter Wimsey, and the third featuring crime writer Harriet Vane....

. The final sentence of the book is her acceptance with Harriet's exact response: "Placet".

On re-reading it becomes clear that clues to the mystery are scattered, as convention requires, here and there throughout the text. Some, like the pseudonyms of the household servants, appear like references to Victorian manners, but mean more than is apparent. At the end, "the butler did it", although the actual crime was committed by someone else.

The final twist to the mystery comes from science fiction: the theft of the bird stump itself was committed as part of an even grander design, relating to a time and a place both far removed and intimately connected with the events in 2057.

The "Macguffin"

The object known as the "bishop's bird stump" functions as a classic "macguffin
MacGuffin
A MacGuffin is "a plot element that catches the viewers' attention or drives the plot of a work of fiction". The defining aspect of a MacGuffin is that the major players in the story are willing to do and sacrifice almost anything to obtain it, regardless of what the MacGuffin actually is...

", an object which drives the plot and the characters without needing to be particularly important in any other way. It is not actually a bird stump
Bird stump
A Bird stump is a variety of vase popular in 1920s England. It was generally made of porcelain in the shape of a tree stump, with a bird for decoration...

, merely something that the Cathedral's sitting bishop foisted on the Flower Committee when they requested the purchase of a bird stump to use for flower displays. It has no material or aesthetic value, and indeed it is spectacularly ugly even by Victorian standards. It is made of cast iron and is decorated with a jumble of mythical and historic images, ranging from scenes from the Bible to sea shells embossed with the dates of famous battles. Its few claims to importance are that it profoundly affected Lady Shrapnell's ancestor Tossie Mering, and that it was known to be in the Cathedral when it was destroyed. Its actual disappearance is all the more mystifying considering that it was virtually indestructible and the last thing that anyone would consider stealing. Once the thief is revealed, the motive remains inexplicable, except in terms of the grander design revealed at the end of the plot.

Theories of history

Professor Peddick believes profoundly in the influence of individuals on the course of history, while his rival Professor Overforce has adopted the theory that large-scale trends such as population and climate shape human history, the actual events of which are merely one way the inevitable course of history plays out. Ned Henry is torn between the two extremes, as he realizes that specific people and circumstances are responsible for many events in the history he knows. In the broader sense, something like the downfall of Nazi Germany was almost certainly inevitable in the long run, though the specific set of events that lead to the history Ned knows, and in which he grew up, mean that he needs those events to happen in the way recorded.

Overforce is also supportive of the theories of Charles Darwin, particularly their rejection of a purpose to evolution. Peddick believes in a Grand Design which shapes history.

Free will vs. determinism

In the novel it is supposed that "the continuum", meaning the structure of space-time itself, is capable of corrective action to repair anomalies and incongruities. This extends, according to T.J. Lewis's simulations, to changing events before the incongruity even happened. More often, the continuum prevents problems by preventing time travellers from arriving at critical times and places. Thus while many simulations show that any attempt to interfere with a critical event, such as the Battle of Waterloo, will fail to change the outcome, in practice no time traveller can be sent to any place or time where such interference might be possible. Any attempt results in them finding themselves in a completely different place and time.

However, once the time travellers think an incongruity has been caused, as when Princess Arjumand is brought from 1888 to 2057, they attempt to correct the problem themselves. In doing so they seem to cause even more problems, as when Ned appears to interfere with Terence meeting Maud Peddick, instead creating a situation where Terence becomes engaged to Tossie. They gradually come to believe that they are actually part of the corrective process without understanding how it is operating. As Professor Peddick pronounces, "you cannot see the Grand Design when you are part of it." Thus while they are exercising what they think of as their free will, they are unwittingly acting out predefined roles.

In the later chapters this manifests itself as unexpected trips to times such as 2018 (in an earlier version of the time travel lab), 1933 (where an enlightening conversation about the mysteries of Agatha Christie is overheard) and to 1395 (where Ned notices a resemblance between Mary Botoner and someone he knows in 2057). Finally both Ned and Verity find themselves in Coventry Cathedral on the night of its destruction, the very place and time that nobody has been able to reach before. They are there to witness something, but what?

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