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.
," he is plagued by memories of his fiance's death and chews copious amounts of nicotine gum to deal with them. When he runs out of gum, he plans to commit suicide. After writing his suicide note, he lies on a large table saw with a moving feed, but is interrupted by a fight between Tweek and Craig entering his classroom, killing Kenny in the process. Afterward, he communicates with his fiance's spirit through Kenny's corpse, and she helps him move on from his mourning. Now it seems he has relaxed a bit and put his past behind him, and has not featured prominently in an episode since "Tweek vs. Craig," although he has appeared in the background of many scenes and was one of the teachers supporting the move to teach sex education to the younger students in "Proper Condom Use
", and also spoke his views on 9/11 in "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
." He also commented on the country's inevitable doom in "About Last Night
." His teaching method consists primarily of telling the children to "quit screwing around," and "don't screw around, you screw around too much!" The episode "Mysterion Rises
" reveals Adler to be a member of the Cult of Cthulhu. Adler always has a visible bandage covering a scar on his forehead after his suicide attempt. Mr. Adler's character was based on an old shop teacher who taught co-creator Matt Stone
. His name was referenced in DVD commentary, but was censored because the real teacher did not give South Park permission to reveal his name.
, is the school counsellor. He has a disproportionately large head and mumbles "M'kay" into most sentences. He speaks with a Southern accent
, and he is believed to be from Louisiana
. It is assumed he is at least 40 years old (he once said he had sex at 19 and that it has been about 21 years since). He is based on Trey Parker's junior high school counselor, Stan Lackey. He has occasionally taught classes at the school, and taught sex education with Ms. Choksondik. During this time he had a sexual relationship with Ms. Choksondik until her death. His semen
was found in her stomach upon autopsy
but this did not contribute to her death. After her death, he took over the fourth grade class until Mr. Garrison returned. In the episode "Erection Day
" he is shown to be left-handed.
Despite his slightly odd appearance and catchphrase, Mr. Mackey seems to be an able counselor who actually cares about the children, much unlike Mr. Garrison. He sometimes appears with Principal Victoria when punishing a student or announcing an important message. His methods as a counselor reflect real-life controversy in education, for example, when Kyle talks about seeing Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo, he places Kyle on a heavy dose prescription of Prozac. In an early episode, the children feign having Attention Deficit Disorder, and he prescribes them all Ritalin.
During a drug-education class in the episode "Ike's Wee Wee
," he passes some marijuana around the classroom, and it is stolen (apparently by one of the children, though it is later revealed that the actual thief was Mr. Garrison). For this, Mr. Mackey is fired by the school, evicted by his landlord, and, feeling depressed, he ends up using alcohol, marijuana and LSD. It is also revealed that his large head is caused by the tightness of his tie around his neck, although his parents have the same trait (this has also been an inconsistency in the series). He becomes a hippie and travels to India with a like-minded woman. Mr. Mackey is captured by The A-Team
, and his former employers, along with Jimbo, say that they should have helped him with his drug problem rather than firing him. Mr. Mackey protests, saying that he likes his new life and that he actually has not done drugs since his first experimentations back in South Park. Nobody listens and in rehab at the Betty Ford Clinic
, he is "cured" of his addiction to drugs. Mr. Mackey's social worker then re-ties his tie, which makes his head swell back to its original size. In the episode "Something You Can Do with Your Finger
" he is shown to have a bondage sex scene with Liane Cartman. In Cat Orgy
, he's shown to have presumably had sex with her again. In Rainforest Shmainforest, it is revealed that he can speak Spanish fluently, but still says the Spanish equivalent of "Mmkay," "Mmbien," at the end of each sentence. In "Trapped in the Closet", Mr. Mackey is seen at the Church of Scientology
Org where Stan is having an auditing session. However, it is not known whether or not he continues having sessions with the Org from that point on. From Major Boobage
onward, Mackey's sweater and jeans were re-designed, much like Mr. Garrison's two episodes later in "Eek, a Penis!
". In "Insheeption
" he is revealed to be a hoarder with a troubled childhood, being bullied and later being molested by Woodsy the Owl.
In the Season 1 DVD, Trey Parker stated that Mr. Mackey was based on his school counselor, who, when he saw Trey in the halls during class, would simply say, "Okay, Trey, get back to class now, mmm-kay?"
of "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
") is the school nurse at South Park Elementary, notable primarily for the fact that she has a dead fetus
attached to the side of her head, which terrifies the children (she lacks this in the original pilot). Nurse Gollum is described in her first appearance on the show as suffering from the (fictional) condition "conjoined twin myslexia." Principal Victoria asked her if she could have it removed, Nurse Gollum stated yes but that it would cost her life.
In Nurse Gollum's first appearance, "Conjoined Fetus Lady
," Kyle
is sent to see her and shocked at her appearance. The rest of the children are soon terrified, leading to Sheila and Mayor McDaniels to arrange a special week for Conjoined Twin Myslexia awareness. However, this leads to Nurse Gollum becoming angered, saying that she just wants to live her life normally. She made an additional appearance in "Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
" playing the role of Nurse Chapel in a recreation of the Star Trek episode "Dagger of the Mind".
Despite having a dead fetus on her head, she is one of the most normal and intelligent adult characters on the show. Despite not wanting to be singled out for being different, she appeared in the episode "Freak Strike
" where she is one of the freaks in the infomercial
that is promoting awareness of 'freaks' through daytime talkshows.
Nurse Gollum shares her last name with Sméagol
, the deformed creature from J. R. R. Tolkien
's Lord of the Rings series.
. She speaks with a heavy Minnesotan accent.
In "Helen Keller! The Musical
," she reveals that she does recreational drugs. In the episode "Sexual Harassment Panda
," when she was put on the witness stand during Cartman's second trial over the school allowing him to be sexually harassed, Principal Victoria hysterically confessed that she murdered a man, cut up his body, and hid his remains (though the court was only interested in whether or not the school did anything to stop Cartman from being sexually harassed). In "Breast Cancer Show Ever
," it's revealed that Principal Victoria has been a breast cancer survivor for seven years, which inspires Wendy to fight back against Cartman (who, according to Principal Victoria, is Wendy's "cancer").
Principal Victoria appears to be very able to run the school, despite its strange crew. In "Go God Go
" she is shown telling Mrs. Garrison
he has to teach evolution
in class, which he refuses. When pushed, he makes a complete mess of the subject, so Principal Victoria asks Richard Dawkins
to teach it. Her husband is shown for the first time on the episode "About Last Night...
." In "Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
," when Garrison asks "who here hasn't had sex with Mrs. Cartman," she and Mayor McDaniels exchange uncomfortable glances, implying that she, like almost everyone else in South Park, has at some point slept with Mrs. Cartman.
In season 9, in the episode titled Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
, Garrison got a sex reassignment operation, after which he came to be known as Janet Garrison. Then, in season 11, in the episode called D-Yikes!
, Garrison turned to lesbianism. Finally, in season 12, in the episode titled Eek, a Penis!
, he got reassigned back to being male again.
." Ms. Claridge was disabled and covered in burns after a fire broke out in the pre-school classroom at South Park Elementary
. The fire was started when Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny wanted to play "fireman" and asked the "baddest kid in pre-school," Trent Boyett, to start a fire for them. In spite of the boys' efforts to extinguish the fire (by urinating on it), the fire grew out of control and nearly killed Ms. Claridge. Ms. Claridge survived, but was badly injured and placed in an electric wheelchair which very much resembles that of Captain Christopher Pike
in the original Star Trek
episode "The Menagerie".
Ms. Claridge communicates by 'beeping' once for yes and twice for no. It is not clear how she can function as a teacher if she can only communicate "yes" and "no," yet her students appear to understand her.
The boys denied all culpability for the fire and Trent Boyett was sent to Juvenile Hall for five years. While trying to escape the newly released Trent, Cartman fires a taser gun, which accidentally powers Ms. Calridge's wheelchair, sending her crashing into a propane shop, exploding and setting her alight once again. The police arrive and ask if Trent started the fire. She replies "no" with two beeps but the police mistake it for "yes yes" and arrest Trent.
Ms. Claridge appears briefly in two other episodes, "The Death of Eric Cartman
," where Cartman, in his efforts to atone for his life's misdeeds, gives her a fruit basket, and also again at the talent show in "Erection Day
."
"). She also dates Richard Adler, and mentioned she wanted to sleep with him. He refused because he was still mourning the death of his fiancée.
." He is notorious for resorting to extreme measures in order to teach children "how important ratings are." He was about to fail Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, Token, and Jimmy in AV simply because their self-made show was not as popular as Craig's. When the boys finally managed to beat Craig in ratings, Mr. Meryl suspended Craig from school and requested that his testicles were removed surgically, so that he knew the importance of ratings.
". She is the art teacher and gave Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny detention for making a penis sculpture out of clay. They decided to get revenge by TPing her house. She is married and has two daughters.
" and is a stereotypical poor Latin American
immigrant. He has three children. He makes 6 dollars an hour, at best. Also in this episode, his first name is revealed to be José. He's currently also the new school bus driver.
." Voiced by Trey Parker, the character commonly displays slapstick and physical camp humor, much to the chagrin of the boys. He tends to hit himself in the head with a claw hammer
in attempts to make the boys laugh. In the season three commentary, Matt and Trey reveal that his namesake, "Derp," is the sound commonly made in a klutzy situation when things go horribly wrong, literally and comically, like a joke that can be "seen from a mile away." The word "derp" has become an Internet meme
.
He has also since appeared in the background in "Eek! A Penis!," possibly indicating that he has since replaced Chef. He also appeared before Chef's death briefly in "Professor Chaos
" and "Timmy 2000
" (as the lemonade stand clerk at Lalapalalapaza
). He also had a brief cameo in "The Biggest Douche in the Universe
." In the original commercial for the episode
, Mrs. Crabtree was shown as the new chef.
." She appears to be in charge of watching the students during recess and is of old age and mean, telling the students that "Five minutes until recess is over, you little bastards!"
," it's revealed that he committed bestiality with a goat. He is a talented singer, and has a tendency to sing wildly inappropriate songs when his muse strikes him. The children often seek him out when in need of guidance or information. Sometimes the advice given by Chef is inappropriate, such as in South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Stan asks Chef how he can get Wendy to like him and he replies, "You have to find the clitoris
." He was voiced by Isaac Hayes
. He refers to the boys as 'children' even if there is only one of them present. He once almost married a succubus
, but the boys saved him. He has not been seen since "Return of Chef" because of the departure of Hayes. In this episode, he is "killed," but is then seen being remade with a body similar to that of Darth Vader
and was voiced by Peter Serafinowicz
who voices Darth Maul
from Star Wars
. However, due to Hayes' death in 2008, it is very unlikely that the character will someday return to the series unless the role is re-cast.
is a well-known British
academic and popular science
writer and expert in evolutionary biology, who made an appearance in the tenth season episode "Go God Go
", in which he was employed as a replacement teacher for Mrs. Garrison, after the latter refused to teach the students about evolution. When Cartman is frozen in suspended animation, and thawed out in the future, he discovers that Dawkins was responsible for the end of religion and the worldwide popularity of atheism
.
." Ms. Choksondik was famous for her distinctive appearance: she had extremely exaggerated saggy breasts, was overweight, wore glasses, and had a lazy eye
. She also did not wear a bra, and when she lifted her arms, it showed the bottom few inches of her breasts. One of the early jokes about Ms. Choksondik is that the children did not get the pun of her name, and tried to create other names for her (such as makesmesick, chokesonbricks and chokesonrocks). She corrected them in full seriousness. In the episode "Proper Condom Use
", it is strongly implied that her contemptuous attitude towards sexual activity stems from the fact that no man before Mr. Mackey had any sexual interest in her.
The episode "Professor Chaos
" ended on a cliffhanger
saying someone would die, in a parody of cliffhanger endings, and it was revealed during this gag that Ms. Choksondik had died. In the episode "Simpsons Already Did It
", the boys revealed they put some of their Sea People in her coffee. When she died soon after, they became horrified when they thought that their prank had killed her. Later, the news said that large amounts of semen
(or, as the boys took it, "sea men") had been found in her stomach, and they went to great lengths to hide their apparent role in her death, until Chef explained that Ms. Choksondik must have died from something else. After her death, the boys received two weeks off school to "deal with" her death, and then were taught for a short time by Mr. Mackey before Mr. Garrison was allowed to return to teach.
," where he is fired due to some of the wrestling videos on his iPhone being mistaken for gay pornography, and eventually joins the WWE.
in seasons 1-3 and Eliza Schneider
in seasons 4-8, when she was officially "killed off" in "Cartman's Incredible Gift."
She was the school bus driver. She often screamed at the children, with little to no provocation. They would swear back, mostly not being understood. Many times, a bird is nesting in her hair.
In one episode, a kid from the drug rehabilitation center (across from Cartman's fat camp
) is forced to climb into Ms. Crabtree's body vagina
lly while pretending to be Kenny (who was arrested for prostitution), but was rebirthed stillborn
. Moments later she squeezed out another kid, who resembled Harry Potter
.
In the episode "Chef Aid
", Chef resorts to prostitution
to get needed money, and Ms. Crabtree, over whose head he puts a bag, first, is one of his "customers."
Ms. Crabtree - as well as the bird nesting on her head - was murdered by a serial killer in the 2004 episode "Cartman's Incredible Gift." Detectives investigating the crime in the episodes noted she was a "an ancillary character the fans wouldn't miss much". The school janitor Mr. Venezuela is currently the new school bus driver.
" and voiced by a celebrity guest star, Natasha Henstridge
) substituted for Mr. Garrison in South Park Elementary as a third-grade teacher when he was away for a few days undergoing a plastic surgery on his nose. She was promoted to a permanent teaching position after Mr. Garrison, enjoying his new 'David Hasselhoff
' look, quit to do what he "always wanted to do: hang out and screw hot chicks." Chef went out on a date with Ms. Ellen and only to find out that she is a lesbian
. When the boys found out that she was a lesbian, they tried every effort to become one themselves. Ms. Ellen's attractive looks and kind nature caused the boys in the class to develop deep amorous feelings towards her, which also caused Wendy to become very jealous. Wendy frames her in a way that causes Iraqi soldiers to send her on a rocket into the sun.
, is the homosexual lover of Mr. Garrison up until the episode "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
" when he breaks up with Garrison who has had a sex change. Mr. Slave, as his name suggests, is a masochist and is permanently dressed in a leather bondage
outfit. His catchphrase is an excited exclamation of "Jesus Christ!" spoken with a lisp
. In many episodes, he says little else.
Mr. Slave's first major appearance is during the fourteenth episode of Season Six "The Death Camp of Tolerance
", although he was seen briefly in Butters' Very Own Episode
. Despite Mr. Slave's occupation, he is shown to be wise and knowledgeable, offering characters advice. One of his most prominent moments was in "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
", when he gave Wendy Testaburger and most of the town advice that Paris Hilton
is not to be admired. He explains that he himself is a whore and that it is not a good thing. He then shoves Paris up his own anus, where she meets the same creatures Lemmiwinks did in "The Death Camp of Tolerance".
After Garrison's sex change operation, Mr. Slave ended their relationship due to being no longer being sexually interested in Garrison and that his own feelings about the operation were not brought up prior. By the events "Follow That Egg!
", despite Garrison's attempts, Mr. Slave moved on and married Big Gay Al.
". She falls in love and has sex with Ike Broflovski. They run away together after Kyle's strenuous attempts leads to their prosecution. Ms. Stephenson eventually commits suicide because of the ordeal.
in two episodes as the 3rd grade teacher after Mr. Garrison was caught attempting to molest a child (Cartman) in "Cartman Joins NAMBLA
." Wyland wears a blue top with a red bow tie. He was first shown in "Cherokee Hair Tampons
" and made the class make a get well card for Kyle, who needed a kidney transplant. As a joke, the children make Butters into a get well card by gluing glitter and a sign that says "Get Well Kyle" on him and making him sing a song for Kyle. He was then shown in the next episode, "Chef Goes Nanners
," and organized a debate on whether or not to change the South Park Flag, which depicted four white men hanging a black man.
South Park
South Park is an American animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone for the Comedy Central television network. Intended for mature audiences, the show has become famous for its crude language, surreal, satirical, and dark humor that lampoons a wide range of topics...
.
Mr. Adler
Mr. Richard Adler is the puffy cheeked, lisping shop-class teacher at South Park Elementary. During "Tweek vs. CraigTweek vs. Craig
"Tweek vs. Craig" is the 35th episode of Comedy Central's animated series South Park. It originally aired on June 23, 1999 and was the last episode that aired before the release of the South Park movie South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut one week later on June 30.-Plot:The episode starts with the...
," he is plagued by memories of his fiance's death and chews copious amounts of nicotine gum to deal with them. When he runs out of gum, he plans to commit suicide. After writing his suicide note, he lies on a large table saw with a moving feed, but is interrupted by a fight between Tweek and Craig entering his classroom, killing Kenny in the process. Afterward, he communicates with his fiance's spirit through Kenny's corpse, and she helps him move on from his mourning. Now it seems he has relaxed a bit and put his past behind him, and has not featured prominently in an episode since "Tweek vs. Craig," although he has appeared in the background of many scenes and was one of the teachers supporting the move to teach sex education to the younger students in "Proper Condom Use
Proper Condom Use
"Proper Condom Use" is the seventh episode of the fifth season of the animated television series South Park, and the 72nd episode of the series overall. "Proper Condom Use" originally aired in the United States on August 1, 2001 on Comedy Central.-Plot:...
", and also spoke his views on 9/11 in "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
"Mystery of the Urinal Deuce" is the ninth episode of the tenth season of the American animated television series South Park, and the 148th episode of the series overall. It first aired on Comedy Central in the United States on October 11, 2006...
." He also commented on the country's inevitable doom in "About Last Night
About Last Night... (South Park)
"About Last Night…" is the twelfth episode of the twelfth season of the animated series South Park, and the 179th episode of the series overall. The episode was first broadcast on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 at 10:00 PM EST, less than a day after Barack Obama was declared the winner in the 2008...
." His teaching method consists primarily of telling the children to "quit screwing around," and "don't screw around, you screw around too much!" The episode "Mysterion Rises
Mysterion Rises
"Mysterion Rises" is the twelfth episode of the fourteenth season of South Park. It aired on Comedy Central on November 3, 2010 and is the second of a three-part arc that began with the episode "Coon 2: Hindsight"....
" reveals Adler to be a member of the Cult of Cthulhu. Adler always has a visible bandage covering a scar on his forehead after his suicide attempt. Mr. Adler's character was based on an old shop teacher who taught co-creator Matt Stone
Matt Stone
Matthew Richard "Matt" Stone is an American screenwriter, producer, voice artist, musician and actor, best known for being the co-creator of South Park along with creative partner and best friend, Trey Parker....
. His name was referenced in DVD commentary, but was censored because the real teacher did not give South Park permission to reveal his name.
Mr. Mackey
Mr. Mackey, voiced by Trey ParkerTrey Parker
Trey Parker is an American animator, screenwriter, director, producer, voice artist, musician and actor, best known for being the co-creator of the television series South Park along with his creative partner and best friend Matt Stone.Parker started his film career in 1992, making a holiday short...
, is the school counsellor. He has a disproportionately large head and mumbles "M'kay" into most sentences. He speaks with a Southern accent
Southern American English
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, and he is believed to be from Louisiana
Louisiana
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. It is assumed he is at least 40 years old (he once said he had sex at 19 and that it has been about 21 years since). He is based on Trey Parker's junior high school counselor, Stan Lackey. He has occasionally taught classes at the school, and taught sex education with Ms. Choksondik. During this time he had a sexual relationship with Ms. Choksondik until her death. His semen
Semen
Semen is an organic fluid, also known as seminal fluid, that may contain spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals and can fertilize female ova...
was found in her stomach upon autopsy
Autopsy
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but this did not contribute to her death. After her death, he took over the fourth grade class until Mr. Garrison returned. In the episode "Erection Day
Erection Day
"Erection Day" is the seventh episode and mid-season finale of the ninth season of the animated television series South Park, and the 132nd episode overall. It first aired on Comedy Central in the United States on April 20, 2005. In the episode, South Park Elementary's talent show is coming up and...
" he is shown to be left-handed.
Despite his slightly odd appearance and catchphrase, Mr. Mackey seems to be an able counselor who actually cares about the children, much unlike Mr. Garrison. He sometimes appears with Principal Victoria when punishing a student or announcing an important message. His methods as a counselor reflect real-life controversy in education, for example, when Kyle talks about seeing Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo, he places Kyle on a heavy dose prescription of Prozac. In an early episode, the children feign having Attention Deficit Disorder, and he prescribes them all Ritalin.
During a drug-education class in the episode "Ike's Wee Wee
Ike's Wee Wee
"Ike's Wee Wee" is the fourth episode of the second season of the animated television series South Park, and the 17th episode of the series overall. It aired on Comedy Central in the United States on May 27, 1998.-Plot:...
," he passes some marijuana around the classroom, and it is stolen (apparently by one of the children, though it is later revealed that the actual thief was Mr. Garrison). For this, Mr. Mackey is fired by the school, evicted by his landlord, and, feeling depressed, he ends up using alcohol, marijuana and LSD. It is also revealed that his large head is caused by the tightness of his tie around his neck, although his parents have the same trait (this has also been an inconsistency in the series). He becomes a hippie and travels to India with a like-minded woman. Mr. Mackey is captured by The A-Team
The A-Team
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, and his former employers, along with Jimbo, say that they should have helped him with his drug problem rather than firing him. Mr. Mackey protests, saying that he likes his new life and that he actually has not done drugs since his first experimentations back in South Park. Nobody listens and in rehab at the Betty Ford Clinic
Betty Ford Center
The Betty Ford Center , is a non-profit, separately licensed residential chemical dependency recovery hospital in Rancho Mirage, California, that offers inpatient, outpatient, and day treatment for alcohol and other drug addictions as well as prevention and education programs for family and children...
, he is "cured" of his addiction to drugs. Mr. Mackey's social worker then re-ties his tie, which makes his head swell back to its original size. In the episode "Something You Can Do with Your Finger
Something You Can Do with Your Finger
"Something You Can Do with Your Finger" is the eight episode of the fourth season of the animated television series South Park, and the 56th episode of the series overall...
" he is shown to have a bondage sex scene with Liane Cartman. In Cat Orgy
Cat Orgy
"Cat Orgy" is the 38th episode of Comedy Central's animated series South Park.It originally aired on July 14, 1999. It is the first episode of a three-part story arc, often known as The Meteor Shower Trilogy, which tells three different stories all taking place on the same night. The other two...
, he's shown to have presumably had sex with her again. In Rainforest Shmainforest, it is revealed that he can speak Spanish fluently, but still says the Spanish equivalent of "Mmkay," "Mmbien," at the end of each sentence. In "Trapped in the Closet", Mr. Mackey is seen at the Church of Scientology
Church of Scientology
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Org where Stan is having an auditing session. However, it is not known whether or not he continues having sessions with the Org from that point on. From Major Boobage
Major Boobage
"Major Boobage" is the third episode of the twelfth season of the animated television series South Park, and the 170th episode of the series overall. It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on March 26, 2008...
onward, Mackey's sweater and jeans were re-designed, much like Mr. Garrison's two episodes later in "Eek, a Penis!
Eek, A Penis!
"Eek, a Penis!" is the fifth episode of the twelfth season of the American animated series South Park and the 172nd episode of the series overall. It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on April 9, 2008. In the episode, Mrs...
". In "Insheeption
Insheeption
"Insheeption" is the tenth episode of the fourteenth season of animated television series South Park, and the 205th episode of the series overall. It premiered October 20, 2010 on Comedy Central in the United States. In the episode, Stan and Mr. Mackey suffer a hoarding disorder. In an attempt to...
" he is revealed to be a hoarder with a troubled childhood, being bullied and later being molested by Woodsy the Owl.
In the Season 1 DVD, Trey Parker stated that Mr. Mackey was based on his school counselor, who, when he saw Trey in the halls during class, would simply say, "Okay, Trey, get back to class now, mmm-kay?"
Nurse Gollum
Nurse Gollum (called Nurse McSchwartz in the original pilotTelevision pilot
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of "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
"Cartman Gets an Anal Probe" is the first episode of the animated television series South Park. It first aired on Comedy Central in the United States on August 13, 1997...
") is the school nurse at South Park Elementary, notable primarily for the fact that she has a dead fetus
Fetus
A fetus is a developing mammal or other viviparous vertebrate after the embryonic stage and before birth.In humans, the fetal stage of prenatal development starts at the beginning of the 11th week in gestational age, which is the 9th week after fertilization.-Etymology and spelling variations:The...
attached to the side of her head, which terrifies the children (she lacks this in the original pilot). Nurse Gollum is described in her first appearance on the show as suffering from the (fictional) condition "conjoined twin myslexia." Principal Victoria asked her if she could have it removed, Nurse Gollum stated yes but that it would cost her life.
In Nurse Gollum's first appearance, "Conjoined Fetus Lady
Conjoined Fetus Lady
"Conjoined Fetus Lady" is the fifth episode of the second season of the animated television series South Park, and the 18th episode of the series overall. "Conjoined Fetus Lady" originally aired in the United States on June 3, 1998 on Comedy Central....
," Kyle
Kyle Broflovski
Kyle Broflovski is a fictional character in the animated television series South Park. He is voiced by co-creator Matt Stone. Kyle is one of the show's four central characters, along with his friends Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, and Eric Cartman...
is sent to see her and shocked at her appearance. The rest of the children are soon terrified, leading to Sheila and Mayor McDaniels to arrange a special week for Conjoined Twin Myslexia awareness. However, this leads to Nurse Gollum becoming angered, saying that she just wants to live her life normally. She made an additional appearance in "Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
"Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods" is the eleventh episode of the second season of the animated television series South Park, and the 24th episode of the series overall. "Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods" originally aired in the United States on September 2, 1998 on Comedy Central...
" playing the role of Nurse Chapel in a recreation of the Star Trek episode "Dagger of the Mind".
Despite having a dead fetus on her head, she is one of the most normal and intelligent adult characters on the show. Despite not wanting to be singled out for being different, she appeared in the episode "Freak Strike
Freak Strike
"Freak Strike" is the 3rd episode of the sixth season of the Comedy Central series South Park and the 82nd episode of the series overall. It originally aired on March 20, 2002.-Plot:...
" where she is one of the freaks in the infomercial
Infomercial
Infomercials are direct response television commercials which generally include a phone number or website. There are long-form infomercials, which are typically between 15 and 30 minutes in length, and short-form infomercials, which are typically 30 seconds to 120 seconds in length. Infomercials...
that is promoting awareness of 'freaks' through daytime talkshows.
Nurse Gollum shares her last name with Sméagol
Gollum
Gollum is a fictional character from J. R. R. Tolkien's legendarium. He was introduced in the author's fantasy novel The Hobbit, and became an important supporting character in its sequel, The Lord of the Rings....
, the deformed creature from J. R. R. Tolkien
J. R. R. Tolkien
John Ronald Reuel Tolkien, CBE was an English writer, poet, philologist, and university professor, best known as the author of the classic high fantasy works The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, and The Silmarillion.Tolkien was Rawlinson and Bosworth Professor of Anglo-Saxon at Pembroke College,...
's Lord of the Rings series.
Principal Victoria
Principal Victoria is the principal of South Park Elementary. She is always seen with curly hair, glasses and usually appears with Mr. Mackey. Her name is a play on Victoria PrincipalVictoria Principal
Victoria Principal is an American actress, best known for her role as Pamela Barnes Ewing on the CBS nighttime drama Dallas from 1978 to 1987.-Early life:...
. She speaks with a heavy Minnesotan accent.
In "Helen Keller! The Musical
Helen Keller! The Musical
"Helen Keller! The Musical" is the thirteenth episode of the fourth season of the animated television series South Park and the 61st episode of the series overall...
," she reveals that she does recreational drugs. In the episode "Sexual Harassment Panda
Sexual Harassment Panda
"Sexual Harassment Panda" is the 37th episode of Comedy Central's animated series South Park. It originally aired on July 7, 1999. This was the first episode to air after the release of the theatrical film South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut...
," when she was put on the witness stand during Cartman's second trial over the school allowing him to be sexually harassed, Principal Victoria hysterically confessed that she murdered a man, cut up his body, and hid his remains (though the court was only interested in whether or not the school did anything to stop Cartman from being sexually harassed). In "Breast Cancer Show Ever
Breast Cancer Show Ever
"Breast Cancer Show Ever" is the ninth episode of the 12th season of the animated series South Park, and the 176th episode of the series overall. It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on October 15, 2008...
," it's revealed that Principal Victoria has been a breast cancer survivor for seven years, which inspires Wendy to fight back against Cartman (who, according to Principal Victoria, is Wendy's "cancer").
Principal Victoria appears to be very able to run the school, despite its strange crew. In "Go God Go
Go God Go
"Go God Go" is the 12th episode of the 10th season of the American animated television series South Park. It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on November 1, 2006, and is part one of a two-part story. Part two is titled "Go God Go XII", which aired a week later...
" she is shown telling Mrs. Garrison
Herbert Garrison
Mr. Herbert Garrison is a recurring character in the American animated television series South Park. He is voiced by Trey Parker. For the first eight seasons of the series, the character was known as Mr. Garrison but underwent sex reassignment surgery in the season 9 episode "Mr. Garrison's Fancy...
he has to teach evolution
Evolution
Evolution is any change across successive generations in the heritable characteristics of biological populations. Evolutionary processes give rise to diversity at every level of biological organisation, including species, individual organisms and molecules such as DNA and proteins.Life on Earth...
in class, which he refuses. When pushed, he makes a complete mess of the subject, so Principal Victoria asks Richard Dawkins
Richard Dawkins
Clinton Richard Dawkins, FRS, FRSL , known as Richard Dawkins, is a British ethologist, evolutionary biologist and author...
to teach it. Her husband is shown for the first time on the episode "About Last Night...
About Last Night... (South Park)
"About Last Night…" is the twelfth episode of the twelfth season of the animated series South Park, and the 179th episode of the series overall. The episode was first broadcast on Wednesday, November 5, 2008 at 10:00 PM EST, less than a day after Barack Obama was declared the winner in the 2008...
." In "Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
"Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut" is the first season finale of the animated television series South Park, and the 13th overall episode of the series. It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on February 25, 1998. It is part one of a two-episode story arc, which concluded with...
," when Garrison asks "who here hasn't had sex with Mrs. Cartman," she and Mayor McDaniels exchange uncomfortable glances, implying that she, like almost everyone else in South Park, has at some point slept with Mrs. Cartman.
Mr. Garrison
Mr. Garrison has been the children's teacher throughout most of the series. In the beginning, Mr. Garrison was in denial of his homosexuality to the point of homophobia, and was always seen with either of his hand puppets that he claimed were gay. Later he went missing, hiding on a mountain, living in isolation. He eventually "came out of the closet" and returned with the intention to teach again. He was denied the job (in the episode entitled "4th Grade") by Principal Victoria, who said, "Oh, we don't hire gay people." He was eventually allowed back as the Kindergarten teacher. Then a change in laws allowed Mr. Garrison to be promoted to teach the 4th grade, receiving his old 3rd grade students who have now advanced a grade.In season 9, in the episode titled Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
"Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina" is the first episode of the ninth season of the American animated television series South Park. "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina" first aired on Comedy Central in the United States on March 9, 2005. In the episode, Mr...
, Garrison got a sex reassignment operation, after which he came to be known as Janet Garrison. Then, in season 11, in the episode called D-Yikes!
D-Yikes!
"D-Yikes!" is episode 1106 of Comedy Central's animated comedy series South Park, first aired on April 11, 2007. The episode is rated TV-MA, and is a parody of the film 300.-Plot:When the episode begins, Mrs...
, Garrison turned to lesbianism. Finally, in season 12, in the episode titled Eek, a Penis!
Eek, A Penis!
"Eek, a Penis!" is the fifth episode of the twelfth season of the American animated series South Park and the 172nd episode of the series overall. It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on April 9, 2008. In the episode, Mrs...
, he got reassigned back to being male again.
Ms. Claridge
Ms. Claridge is a South Park Elementary preschool teacher. Her first appearance was in "Pre-SchoolPre-School (South Park)
"Pre-School" is the 121st episode and the 10th in season 8 of the Comedy Central series South Park. It originally aired on November 10, 2004.- Plot :...
." Ms. Claridge was disabled and covered in burns after a fire broke out in the pre-school classroom at South Park Elementary
South Park
South Park is an American animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone for the Comedy Central television network. Intended for mature audiences, the show has become famous for its crude language, surreal, satirical, and dark humor that lampoons a wide range of topics...
. The fire was started when Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny wanted to play "fireman" and asked the "baddest kid in pre-school," Trent Boyett, to start a fire for them. In spite of the boys' efforts to extinguish the fire (by urinating on it), the fire grew out of control and nearly killed Ms. Claridge. Ms. Claridge survived, but was badly injured and placed in an electric wheelchair which very much resembles that of Captain Christopher Pike
Christopher Pike (Star Trek)
Christopher Pike is a character in the Star Trek franchise. He was portrayed by Jeffrey Hunter in the original Star Trek pilot episode, "The Cage", as captain of the USS Enterprise. The pilot was rejected, and the character was dropped during development of the second pilot when Hunter decided that...
in the original Star Trek
Star Trek
Star Trek is an American science fiction entertainment franchise created by Gene Roddenberry. The core of Star Trek is its six television series: The Original Series, The Animated Series, The Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, Voyager, and Enterprise...
episode "The Menagerie".
Ms. Claridge communicates by 'beeping' once for yes and twice for no. It is not clear how she can function as a teacher if she can only communicate "yes" and "no," yet her students appear to understand her.
The boys denied all culpability for the fire and Trent Boyett was sent to Juvenile Hall for five years. While trying to escape the newly released Trent, Cartman fires a taser gun, which accidentally powers Ms. Calridge's wheelchair, sending her crashing into a propane shop, exploding and setting her alight once again. The police arrive and ask if Trent started the fire. She replies "no" with two beeps but the police mistake it for "yes yes" and arrest Trent.
Ms. Claridge appears briefly in two other episodes, "The Death of Eric Cartman
The Death of Eric Cartman
"The Death of Eric Cartman" is is the sixth episode of the ninth season of the animated television series South Park, and the 133rd episode overall...
," where Cartman, in his efforts to atone for his life's misdeeds, gives her a fruit basket, and also again at the talent show in "Erection Day
Erection Day
"Erection Day" is the seventh episode and mid-season finale of the ninth season of the animated television series South Park, and the 132nd episode overall. It first aired on Comedy Central in the United States on April 20, 2005. In the episode, South Park Elementary's talent show is coming up and...
."
Ms. Pearl
Ms. Pearl is the name of the Home Economics teacher. She speaks with a soft, gentle voice and does her job well. She adds to the curriculum by teaching her class ways to find, manipulate and marry rich men. She is good with chat up lines (as seen in "Tweek vs. CraigTweek vs. Craig
"Tweek vs. Craig" is the 35th episode of Comedy Central's animated series South Park. It originally aired on June 23, 1999 and was the last episode that aired before the release of the South Park movie South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut one week later on June 30.-Plot:The episode starts with the...
"). She also dates Richard Adler, and mentioned she wanted to sleep with him. He refused because he was still mourning the death of his fiancée.
Mr. Meryl
Mr. Meryl is the Extracurricular AV Class teacher, who appeared in "Quest for RatingsQuest for Ratings
"Quest for Ratings" is the 122nd episode in the Comedy Central series South Park. Its original air date was November 17, 2004.-Plot synopsis:...
." He is notorious for resorting to extreme measures in order to teach children "how important ratings are." He was about to fail Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, Token, and Jimmy in AV simply because their self-made show was not as popular as Craig's. When the boys finally managed to beat Craig in ratings, Mr. Meryl suspended Craig from school and requested that his testicles were removed surgically, so that he knew the importance of ratings.
Mrs. Dreibel
Mrs. Dreibel appeared in "Toilet PaperToilet Paper (South Park episode)
"Toilet Paper" is the 99th episode of the Comedy Central series South Park. It originally aired on April 2, 2003. It is a parody of the movie Silence of the Lambs.- Plot :...
". She is the art teacher and gave Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny detention for making a penis sculpture out of clay. They decided to get revenge by TPing her house. She is married and has two daughters.
Mr. Venezuela
Mr. Venezuela is the janitor. He appeared in "Mystery of the Urinal DeuceMystery of the Urinal Deuce
"Mystery of the Urinal Deuce" is the ninth episode of the tenth season of the American animated television series South Park, and the 148th episode of the series overall. It first aired on Comedy Central in the United States on October 11, 2006...
" and is a stereotypical poor Latin American
Latin Americans
Latin Americans are the citizens of the Latin American countries and dependencies. Latin American countries are multi-ethnic, home to people of different ethnic and national backgrounds. As a result, some Latin Americans don't take their nationality as an ethnicity, but identify themselves with...
immigrant. He has three children. He makes 6 dollars an hour, at best. Also in this episode, his first name is revealed to be José. He's currently also the new school bus driver.
Mr. Derp
Mr. Derp is most prominent as Chef's substitute in "The SuccubusThe Succubus
"The Succubus" is the 34th episode of Comedy Central's animated series South Park. It originally aired on April 21, 1999.-Plot:Eric Cartman must go to the local eye doctor, whom he hates because the doctor always makes fun of his obesity by referring to him as "Piggy"...
." Voiced by Trey Parker, the character commonly displays slapstick and physical camp humor, much to the chagrin of the boys. He tends to hit himself in the head with a claw hammer
Claw hammer
A claw hammer is a tool primarily used for pounding nails into, or extracting nails from, some other object. Generally, a claw hammer is associated with woodworking but is not limited to use with wood products...
in attempts to make the boys laugh. In the season three commentary, Matt and Trey reveal that his namesake, "Derp," is the sound commonly made in a klutzy situation when things go horribly wrong, literally and comically, like a joke that can be "seen from a mile away." The word "derp" has become an Internet meme
Internet meme
The term Internet meme is used to describe a concept that spreads via the Internet. The term is a reference to the concept of memes, although the latter concept refers to a much broader category of cultural information.-Description:...
.
He has also since appeared in the background in "Eek! A Penis!," possibly indicating that he has since replaced Chef. He also appeared before Chef's death briefly in "Professor Chaos
Professor Chaos (South Park episode)
"Professor Chaos" is the sixth episode of the sixth season of the Comedy Central series South Park and the 85th episode of the series overall. It originally aired on April 10, 2002.-Plot:...
" and "Timmy 2000
Timmy 2000
"Timmy!" is the 51st episode of the Comedy Central animated series South Park. It originally aired on April 19, 2000. It was voted #6 of the "10 South Park episodes that changed the world"...
" (as the lemonade stand clerk at Lalapalalapaza
Lollapalooza
Lollapalooza is an annual music festival featuring popular alternative rock, heavy metal, punk rock and hip hop bands, dance and comedy performances, and craft booths. It has also provided a platform for non-profit and political groups. The music festival hosts more than 160,000 people over a...
). He also had a brief cameo in "The Biggest Douche in the Universe
The Biggest Douche in the Universe
"The Biggest Douche in the Universe" is the 15th episode of the sixth season of the Comedy Central animated series South Park. It was first broadcast on November 27, 2002 and was the last in a mini-arc depicting Cartman being occasionally possessed by Kenny...
." In the original commercial for the episode
The Succubus
"The Succubus" is the 34th episode of Comedy Central's animated series South Park. It originally aired on April 21, 1999.-Plot:Eric Cartman must go to the local eye doctor, whom he hates because the doctor always makes fun of his obesity by referring to him as "Piggy"...
, Mrs. Crabtree was shown as the new chef.
Groundskeeper
The Groundskeeper appears very briefly in the episodes "Damien" and "Butters' Bottom BitchButters' Bottom Bitch
"Butters' Bottom Bitch" is the ninth episode of the thirteenth season of the American animated television series South Park, and the 190th overall episode of the series. It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on October 14, 2009...
." She appears to be in charge of watching the students during recess and is of old age and mean, telling the students that "Five minutes until recess is over, you little bastards!"
Mr. Garrett
Mr. Garrett is the coach of the South Park Elementary basketball team. He appears very briefly in the episode 'Elementary School Musical.'Chef
Jerome 'Chef' McElroy was one of few black characters in 'South Park,' and the chef at the South Park Elementary School. In the initial season, his gimmick line, as the four boys come into the cafeteria was, "Hello there, children!" They would respond with, "Hey, Chef." This was usually followed by Chef asking "How's it going?" and the boys would reply "Bad." A stereotypical character, Chef is obsessed with sex (especially with white women). In "Chef AidChef Aid
"Chef Aid" is the fourteenth episode of the second season of the animated television series South Park, 27th episode of the series overall. "Chef Aid" originally aired in the United States on October 7, 1998 on Comedy Central...
," it's revealed that he committed bestiality with a goat. He is a talented singer, and has a tendency to sing wildly inappropriate songs when his muse strikes him. The children often seek him out when in need of guidance or information. Sometimes the advice given by Chef is inappropriate, such as in South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Stan asks Chef how he can get Wendy to like him and he replies, "You have to find the clitoris
Clitoris
The clitoris is a sexual organ that is present only in female mammals. In humans, the visible button-like portion is located near the anterior junction of the labia minora, above the opening of the urethra and vagina. Unlike the penis, which is homologous to the clitoris, the clitoris does not...
." He was voiced by Isaac Hayes
Isaac Hayes
Isaac Lee Hayes, Jr. was an American songwriter, musician, singer and actor. Hayes was one of the creative influences behind the southern soul music label Stax Records, where he served both as an in-house songwriter and as a record producer, teaming with his partner David Porter during the...
. He refers to the boys as 'children' even if there is only one of them present. He once almost married a succubus
Succubus
In folklore traced back to medieval legend, a succubus is a female demon appearing in dreams who takes the form of a human woman in order to seduce men, usually through sexual intercourse. The male counterpart is the incubus...
, but the boys saved him. He has not been seen since "Return of Chef" because of the departure of Hayes. In this episode, he is "killed," but is then seen being remade with a body similar to that of Darth Vader
Darth Vader
Darth Vader is a central character in the Star Wars saga, appearing as one of the main antagonists in the original trilogy and as the main protagonist in the prequel trilogy....
and was voiced by Peter Serafinowicz
Peter Serafinowicz
Peter Szymon Serafinowicz is an English actor, comedian, writer, composer, voice artist and occasional director.-Early life:Serafinowicz was born in Liverpool, England. He attended Our Lady of the Assumption Roman Catholic Primary School and St Francis Xavier Secondary School...
who voices Darth Maul
Darth Maul
Darth Maul is a fictional character in the science fiction saga Star Wars. He is one of the main antagonists of Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, portrayed by martial artist Ray Park and voiced by Peter Serafinowicz....
from Star Wars
Star Wars
Star Wars is an American epic space opera film series created by George Lucas. The first film in the series was originally released on May 25, 1977, under the title Star Wars, by 20th Century Fox, and became a worldwide pop culture phenomenon, followed by two sequels, released at three-year...
. However, due to Hayes' death in 2008, it is very unlikely that the character will someday return to the series unless the role is re-cast.
Mr. Dawkins
Richard DawkinsRichard Dawkins
Clinton Richard Dawkins, FRS, FRSL , known as Richard Dawkins, is a British ethologist, evolutionary biologist and author...
is a well-known British
British people
The British are citizens of the United Kingdom, of the Isle of Man, any of the Channel Islands, or of any of the British overseas territories, and their descendants...
academic and popular science
Popular science
Popular science, sometimes called literature of science, is interpretation of science intended for a general audience. While science journalism focuses on recent scientific developments, popular science is broad-ranging, often written by scientists as well as journalists, and is presented in many...
writer and expert in evolutionary biology, who made an appearance in the tenth season episode "Go God Go
Go God Go
"Go God Go" is the 12th episode of the 10th season of the American animated television series South Park. It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on November 1, 2006, and is part one of a two-part story. Part two is titled "Go God Go XII", which aired a week later...
", in which he was employed as a replacement teacher for Mrs. Garrison, after the latter refused to teach the students about evolution. When Cartman is frozen in suspended animation, and thawed out in the future, he discovers that Dawkins was responsible for the end of religion and the worldwide popularity of atheism
Atheism
Atheism is, in a broad sense, the rejection of belief in the existence of deities. In a narrower sense, atheism is specifically the position that there are no deities...
.
Ms. Choksondik
Ms. Diane Choksondik became the boys' new teacher after they entered fourth grade and was voiced by Trey Parker. Her surname is wordplay on the phrase "chokes on dickIrrumatio
Irrumatio, also called irrumation, is a type of sexual intercourse performed by actively thrusting one's penis into a partner's mouth and throat. It may also be the thrusting of the penis between the legs, breasts, feet, upper thighs , or between the abdomens of two partners."Latin erotic...
." Ms. Choksondik was famous for her distinctive appearance: she had extremely exaggerated saggy breasts, was overweight, wore glasses, and had a lazy eye
Amblyopia
Amblyopia, also known as lazy eye, is a disorder of the visual system that is characterized by a vision deficiency in an eye that is otherwise physically normal, or out of proportion to associated structural abnormalities of the eye...
. She also did not wear a bra, and when she lifted her arms, it showed the bottom few inches of her breasts. One of the early jokes about Ms. Choksondik is that the children did not get the pun of her name, and tried to create other names for her (such as makesmesick, chokesonbricks and chokesonrocks). She corrected them in full seriousness. In the episode "Proper Condom Use
Proper Condom Use
"Proper Condom Use" is the seventh episode of the fifth season of the animated television series South Park, and the 72nd episode of the series overall. "Proper Condom Use" originally aired in the United States on August 1, 2001 on Comedy Central.-Plot:...
", it is strongly implied that her contemptuous attitude towards sexual activity stems from the fact that no man before Mr. Mackey had any sexual interest in her.
The episode "Professor Chaos
Professor Chaos (South Park episode)
"Professor Chaos" is the sixth episode of the sixth season of the Comedy Central series South Park and the 85th episode of the series overall. It originally aired on April 10, 2002.-Plot:...
" ended on a cliffhanger
Cliffhanger
A cliffhanger or cliffhanger ending is a plot device in fiction which features a main character in a precarious or difficult dilemma, or confronted with a shocking revelation at the end of an episode of serialized fiction...
saying someone would die, in a parody of cliffhanger endings, and it was revealed during this gag that Ms. Choksondik had died. In the episode "Simpsons Already Did It
Simpsons Already Did It
"Simpsons Already Did It" is the seventh episode of the sixth season of the American animated television series South Park, and the 86th episode of the series overall. It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on June 26, 2002...
", the boys revealed they put some of their Sea People in her coffee. When she died soon after, they became horrified when they thought that their prank had killed her. Later, the news said that large amounts of semen
Semen
Semen is an organic fluid, also known as seminal fluid, that may contain spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals and can fertilize female ova...
(or, as the boys took it, "sea men") had been found in her stomach, and they went to great lengths to hide their apparent role in her death, until Chef explained that Ms. Choksondik must have died from something else. After her death, the boys received two weeks off school to "deal with" her death, and then were taught for a short time by Mr. Mackey before Mr. Garrison was allowed to return to teach.
Mr. Connors
Mr. Connors (Trey Parker) was the wrestling teacher at the school. He made his debut in "W.T.F.W.T.F.
"W.T.F." is the 10th episode of the 13th season of the American animated television series South Park, and the 191st overall episode of the series. It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on October 21, 2009...
," where he is fired due to some of the wrestling videos on his iPhone being mistaken for gay pornography, and eventually joins the WWE.
Ms. Crabtree
Ms. Veronica Lee Crabtree, known in the series as Mrs. Crabtree, was voiced by Mary Kay BergmanMary Kay Bergman
Mary Kay Bergman was an American voice actress and animation voice over teacher, who was the lead female voice actress on South Park from the show's 1997 debut until her death and was best known as the official voice of Snow White for the Walt Disney Company starting in 1989 with the Snow White...
in seasons 1-3 and Eliza Schneider
Eliza Schneider
Elizabeth Jane "Eliza" Schneider is an American actress, singer-songwriter, playwright, dialect coach and dialectologist, historian, and voice artist.-Early life:...
in seasons 4-8, when she was officially "killed off" in "Cartman's Incredible Gift."
Cartman's Incredible Gift
"Cartman's Incredible Gift" is episode 124 of the Comedy Central series South Park. It originally aired December 8, 2004. Though a minor part of the episode, it marks the last appearance of the seldom-seen South Park Elementary school bus driver Mrs. Veronica Crabtree...
She was the school bus driver. She often screamed at the children, with little to no provocation. They would swear back, mostly not being understood. Many times, a bird is nesting in her hair.
In one episode, a kid from the drug rehabilitation center (across from Cartman's fat camp
Fat camp
A weight loss camp is a term for a type of program where overweight and obese people of all ages go to lose weight. However in common parlance the term "fat camp" is today also often used to refer to residential programs, usually in rural settings, where adults stay to eat nutritious foods,...
) is forced to climb into Ms. Crabtree's body vagina
Vagina
The vagina is a fibromuscular tubular tract leading from the uterus to the exterior of the body in female placental mammals and marsupials, or to the cloaca in female birds, monotremes, and some reptiles. Female insects and other invertebrates also have a vagina, which is the terminal part of the...
lly while pretending to be Kenny (who was arrested for prostitution), but was rebirthed stillborn
Stillbirth
A stillbirth occurs when a fetus has died in the uterus. The Australian definition specifies that fetal death is termed a stillbirth after 20 weeks gestation or the fetus weighs more than . Once the fetus has died the mother still has contractions and remains undelivered. The term is often used in...
. Moments later she squeezed out another kid, who resembled Harry Potter
Harry Potter (character)
Harry James Potter is the title character and main protagonist of J. K. Rowling's Harry Potter series. The majority of the books' plot covers seven years in the life of the orphan Potter who, on his eleventh birthday, learns he is a wizard...
.
In the episode "Chef Aid
Chef Aid
"Chef Aid" is the fourteenth episode of the second season of the animated television series South Park, 27th episode of the series overall. "Chef Aid" originally aired in the United States on October 7, 1998 on Comedy Central...
", Chef resorts to prostitution
Prostitution
Prostitution is the act or practice of providing sexual services to another person in return for payment. The person who receives payment for sexual services is called a prostitute and the person who receives such services is known by a multitude of terms, including a "john". Prostitution is one of...
to get needed money, and Ms. Crabtree, over whose head he puts a bag, first, is one of his "customers."
Ms. Crabtree - as well as the bird nesting on her head - was murdered by a serial killer in the 2004 episode "Cartman's Incredible Gift." Detectives investigating the crime in the episodes noted she was a "an ancillary character the fans wouldn't miss much". The school janitor Mr. Venezuela is currently the new school bus driver.
Ms. Ellen
Ms. Ellen (appeared only in "Tom's RhinoplastyTom's Rhinoplasty
"Tom's Rhinoplasty" is the eleventh episode of the first season of the animated television series South Park. It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on February 11, 1998. In the episode, the South Park Elementary boys become infatuated with the new substitute teacher Ms. Ellen,...
" and voiced by a celebrity guest star, Natasha Henstridge
Natasha Henstridge
Natasha T. Henstridge is a Canadian fashion model turned actress. Her most notable on-screen roles include Species, The Whole Nine Yards, It Had To Be You, Ghosts of Mars, She Spies, the TV series Eli Stone, and the Canadian TV mini-series Would Be Kings, for which she won the Gemini Award for...
) substituted for Mr. Garrison in South Park Elementary as a third-grade teacher when he was away for a few days undergoing a plastic surgery on his nose. She was promoted to a permanent teaching position after Mr. Garrison, enjoying his new 'David Hasselhoff
David Hasselhoff
David Michael Hasselhoff is an American actor, singer, producer and businessman. He is best known for his lead roles as Michael Knight in the popular 1980s US series Knight Rider and as L.A. County Lifeguard Mitch Buchannon in the series Baywatch...
' look, quit to do what he "always wanted to do: hang out and screw hot chicks." Chef went out on a date with Ms. Ellen and only to find out that she is a lesbian
Lesbian
Lesbian is a term most widely used in the English language to describe sexual and romantic desire between females. The word may be used as a noun, to refer to women who identify themselves or who are characterized by others as having the primary attribute of female homosexuality, or as an...
. When the boys found out that she was a lesbian, they tried every effort to become one themselves. Ms. Ellen's attractive looks and kind nature caused the boys in the class to develop deep amorous feelings towards her, which also caused Wendy to become very jealous. Wendy frames her in a way that causes Iraqi soldiers to send her on a rocket into the sun.
Mr. Slave
Mr. Slave, voiced by John 'Nancy' HansenJohn 'Nancy' Hansen
John "Nancy" Hansen is an American voice actor and producer. He is best known for voicing the character Mr. Slave, the former gay boyfriend of fourth grade teacher Herbert Garrison in the animated series South Park. He is also on the production team as post-production supervisor.-External links:...
, is the homosexual lover of Mr. Garrison up until the episode "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
"Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina" is the first episode of the ninth season of the American animated television series South Park. "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina" first aired on Comedy Central in the United States on March 9, 2005. In the episode, Mr...
" when he breaks up with Garrison who has had a sex change. Mr. Slave, as his name suggests, is a masochist and is permanently dressed in a leather bondage
Bondage (sexual)
Bondage is the use of restraints for the sexual pleasure of the parties involved. It may be used in its own right, as in the case of rope bondage and breast bondage, or as part of sexual activity or BDSM activity.- Private bondage :...
outfit. His catchphrase is an excited exclamation of "Jesus Christ!" spoken with a lisp
Gay lisp
Gay lisp is a stereotypical speech attribute associated with gay males in English-speaking countries. The phenomenon of "gay lisp" and its study are poorly understood similar to other secondary external attributes or verbal and non-verbal mannerisms of both gay and straight people...
. In many episodes, he says little else.
Mr. Slave's first major appearance is during the fourteenth episode of Season Six "The Death Camp of Tolerance
The Death Camp of Tolerance
"The Death Camp of Tolerance" is episode 93 of the Comedy Central series South Park. It was originally broadcast on November 20, 2002.-External links:* Full episode at South Park Studios* Episode guide at South Park Studios...
", although he was seen briefly in Butters' Very Own Episode
Butters' Very Own Episode
"Butters' Very Own Episode" is the fourteenth and final episode of the fifth season of the animated television series South Park, and the 79th episode of the series overall. "Butters' Very Own Episode" originally aired in the United States on Comedy Central on December 12, 2001...
. Despite Mr. Slave's occupation, he is shown to be wise and knowledgeable, offering characters advice. One of his most prominent moments was in "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
"Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" is episode 123 of the Comedy Central animated series South Park. It was originally broadcast on December 1, 2004...
", when he gave Wendy Testaburger and most of the town advice that Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton
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is not to be admired. He explains that he himself is a whore and that it is not a good thing. He then shoves Paris up his own anus, where she meets the same creatures Lemmiwinks did in "The Death Camp of Tolerance".
After Garrison's sex change operation, Mr. Slave ended their relationship due to being no longer being sexually interested in Garrison and that his own feelings about the operation were not brought up prior. By the events "Follow That Egg!
Follow that Egg!
"Follow That Egg" is the tenth episode of the ninth season of the American animated television series South Park. It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on November 2, 2005. In the episode, Mrs. Garrison tries to get back together with her ex-boyfriend Mr...
", despite Garrison's attempts, Mr. Slave moved on and married Big Gay Al.
Ms. Stephenson
Ms. Stephenson appeared as the Kindergarten teacher for South Park Elementary in "Miss Teacher Bangs a BoyMiss Teacher Bangs a Boy
"Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy" is the tenth episode of season 10, overall the 149th, of Comedy Central's South Park. It originally aired on October 18, 2006....
". She falls in love and has sex with Ike Broflovski. They run away together after Kyle's strenuous attempts leads to their prosecution. Ms. Stephenson eventually commits suicide because of the ordeal.
Mr. Wyland
Mr. Wyland was a substitute teacher for Mr. GarrisonHerbert Garrison
Mr. Herbert Garrison is a recurring character in the American animated television series South Park. He is voiced by Trey Parker. For the first eight seasons of the series, the character was known as Mr. Garrison but underwent sex reassignment surgery in the season 9 episode "Mr. Garrison's Fancy...
in two episodes as the 3rd grade teacher after Mr. Garrison was caught attempting to molest a child (Cartman) in "Cartman Joins NAMBLA
Cartman Joins NAMBLA
"Cartman Joins NAMBLA" is the fifth episode of the fourth season of the animated television series South Park, and the 53rd episode of the series overall...
." Wyland wears a blue top with a red bow tie. He was first shown in "Cherokee Hair Tampons
Cherokee Hair Tampons
"Cherokee Hair Tampons" is the sixth episode of the fourth season of the animated television series South Park, and the 54th episode of the series overall. "Cherokee Hair Tampons" originally aired in the United States on June 28, 2000 on Comedy Central....
" and made the class make a get well card for Kyle, who needed a kidney transplant. As a joke, the children make Butters into a get well card by gluing glitter and a sign that says "Get Well Kyle" on him and making him sing a song for Kyle. He was then shown in the next episode, "Chef Goes Nanners
Chef Goes Nanners
"Chef Goes Nanners" is the seventh episode of the fourth season of the animated television series South Park, and the 55th episode of the series overall...
," and organized a debate on whether or not to change the South Park Flag, which depicted four white men hanging a black man.