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• I'm English. Our dentistry is not world famous. But I made sure I got moldings of my old teeth beforehand because I miss them.
  • Christian Bale

• Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing.
  • Dick Cavett

• If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist’s office would be full of luminous ideas.
  • Mason Cooley

Teeth

• Mad is the man who is forever gritting his teeth against that granite block, complete and changeless, of the past.
  • Antoine de Saint-Exupery

• I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?
  • Carol Burnett

• Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond.
  • Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote

• Let us have a dagger between our teeth, a bomb in our hands, and an infinite scorn in our hearts.
  • Benito Mussolini

• The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound.
  • George Bernard Shaw

• The nations morals are like its teeth, the more decayed they are the more it hurts to touch them.
  • George Bernard Shaw

• I'm as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.
  • Jonathan Swift

• I will be flesh and blood;
  For there was never yet philosopher
  That could endure the toothache patiently,
  However they have writ the style of gods
  And make a push at chance and sufferance.
  • William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing