, sci-fi
, and mystery
genres, directed by David Zucker. It is the third film of the Scary Movie franchise, as well as the first to have no involvement from the Wayans
family. This is most evident as the film's content is less vulgar than the previous films, and the characters of Shorty Meeks and Ray Wilkins do not appear, nor are they referenced.
I just got a weird feeling something bad is heading my way. Like when you see an old person behind the wheel of a car.
Cindy, the news is on! Another little white girl done fell down a well. Fifty black people got they ass beat by police today, but the whole world gotta stop for one little whitey down the hole.
(Tabitha comes out of the TV and empties her ears out on the floor) Cindy, this bitch is messin' up my floor!
(Water drips out of the television) Cindy...the TV's leaking...
[telling future to a pregnant woman] It's a boy. He's going to be an asshole.
[pointing at a mans toupee] That's not fooling anyone.
Smoke all you want. You're going to get hit by a bus.
[standing on stairs telling future to man walking out of restroom] You're getting lucky tonight.[to "woman" walking out behind him, holding his hand] He doesn't know you're a guy.
"The lakers will win by 12"