Red vs. Blue
Red vs. Blue, often abbreviated as RvB, is a set of related comic science fiction
Comic science fiction
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 video series created by Rooster Teeth Productions
Rooster Teeth Productions
Rooster Teeth Productions is a production group from Austin, Texas that specializes in the creation of live action shorts, animated peices and machinima, or films created using real-time, interactive engines from computer and video games. The name Rooster Teeth is a euphemism for Cockbite, an...

 and distributed through the Internet
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 and on DVD
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. The story centers on two opposing teams of soldiers fighting a civil war
Civil war
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 in the middle of a desolate box canyon (Blood Gulch), in a parody
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 of first-person shooter
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 (FPS) games, military life, and science fiction films. Initially intended to be a short series of six to eight episodes, the project quickly and unexpectedly achieved significant popularity following its Internet premiere on April 1, 2003.

There's a very fine line between not listening, and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day

I mean if I was killed by an alien, or a mobster, or you know, like some sort of sorority blowjob massacre, that I can handle.

You know what? I fuckin' hate you.

Oh son of a...

Hey man, misery loves company.

Hey is my body on straight?

What can I say, dipshit? For better or worse, I'm back.

Relax, I'm just gonna go in there. Step on its neck. And shoot it in the head. Because that's how I roll.

Awesome, I'm like a fuckin' jedi! Oh fuck you're both dead.