Liro (Como)
Overview
 
The Liro is a torrente
Torrente
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, or stream, of the north Italian
Italy
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 Province of Como
Province of Como
The Province of Como is a province in the north of the Lombardy region of Italy and borders the Swiss cantons of Ticino and Grigioni to the North, the Italian provinces of Sondrio and Lecco to the East, the Province of Milan to the south and the Province of Varese to the West...

. The drainage basin is triangular in shape; its principal source lies on Monte Marmontana near the Swiss
Switzerland
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 border and flows through the Valle San Iorio (also Jorio). The second source lies to the northeast on the slopes of Pizzo Martello and forms the Valle del Dosso. Near Dosso del Liro
Dosso del Liro
Dosso del Liro is a comune in the Province of Como in the Italian region Lombardy, located about north of Milan and about northeast of Como, on the border with Switzerland...

 the stream receives the waters of the torrente Ronzone, which flows from Monte Duria through the Val d’Inferno.
Quotations

[reading a sign from dumpster] "Warning! Do not play in or around dumpster. Do not kick dumpster. Do not sleep in dumpster. Usage of this container for the disposal of human remains, may be in violation of local health ordinances."

[looking at the boxes] Empty boxes. They really should be flattend, so they can be recycled.

[looking for his keys] Some joker took my keys. I don't like that.

[looking at his bike] Good thing Ripburger didn't touch my bike. Good thing for him.

[knocking on the door of the Kickstand] Open up!

When I'm on the road, I'm indestructible. No one can stop me... but they try.

[trying to open Todd Newlan's trailer door]: Knock knock.. Open up Todd!

[looking at Todd's basement window from outside]: Either someone's doing some welding down there, or we're talking about some very sub-code wiring.

 
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