Johnny English
Overview
 
Johnny English is a 2003 British action
Action film
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 comedy film
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 parody
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ing the James Bond
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 secret agent
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 genre. The film stars Rowan Atkinson
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 (who, two decades earlier, appeared in a James Bond film - Never Say Never Again
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) as the incompetent titular English spy, with John Malkovich
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, Natalie Imbruglia
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, Tim Pigott-Smith
Tim Pigott-Smith
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 and Ben Miller
Ben Miller
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 in supporting roles. The screenplay was written by Bond writers Neal Purvis
Neal Purvis
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 and Robert Wade
Robert Wade (screenwriter)
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, with William Davies
William Davies (screenwriter)
William Davies is an English screenwriter and film producer. He has written and co-written a number of Hollywood blockbusters including the 1988 Twins, Johnny English, Alien Autopsy, Flushed Away, and most recently, How to Train Your Dragon and Johnny English Reborn.The British-born Davies is a...

, and the film was directed by Peter Howitt
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. The film grossed a total of $160 million worldwide.
The film opens with a fantasy sequence in which Johnny English (Rowan Atkinson
Rowan Atkinson
Rowan Sebastian Atkinson is a British actor, comedian, and screenwriter. He is most famous for his work on the satirical sketch comedy show Not The Nine O'Clock News, and the sitcoms Blackadder, Mr. Bean and The Thin Blue Line...

), an inept British Intelligence
Secret Intelligence Service
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 agent, is "Agent One".
Quotations

Ah, the Heckler and Koch G-36. Quite deadly in the right hands.

A good agent doesn't need gadgets. The only gadgets I've ever needed are a sharp eye, sensitive hearing and a whole bunch of bigger brains.

[After climbing into a castle via the sewage system] Pull yourself together, it's only a bit of poo!

The word 'mistake' is not one that appears in my dictionary.

[Addressing the Archbishop of Canterbury, who he believes to be an impostor] Do you or do you not have tattooed on your bottom the words "Jesus is coming - look busy"?

You might have taken me, Sauvage, but you'll never take England. Not while I have breath in my lungs or a bullet in my gun. [English pulls the trigger, but poo splurts out instead of a bullet]

I've been dropped into the Kalahari desert, carrying nothing more than a toothbrush and a pack of sherbert lemons, and I still found my way to Bulawayo before Ramadan.

Good morning, gentlemen! MI7 at your service.

Clearly, the aptly-named English is a fool.

 
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