Harmful If Swallowed is the first CD/DVD set from American

United States

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 comedian Dane Cook

Dane Cook

Dane Jeffrey Cook is an American stand-up comedian and film actor. He has released five comedy albums: Harmful If Swallowed; Retaliation; Vicious Circle; Rough Around The Edges: Live From Madison Square Garden; and Isolated Incident. In 2006, Retaliation became the highest charting comedy album...

. It was released on July 22, 2003.

The attached DVD contains Dane's appearances on Comedy Central Presents

Comedy Central Presents

Comedy Central Presents is a half-hour long stand-up show that features various stand-up comedians in each episode.-DVDs:Starting in 2008, Comedy Central started releasing "Best of" compilation DVDs, with uncensored audio...

(both the edited-for-television and unedited hour-long versions), Comics Come Home 5, and Premium Blend.
As of April 16, 2008, the album has sold 1,215,409 copies in the US alone.

Original version

Before this version produced by Comedy Central Records came out, there was another slightly different version of this album that was independently-produced by Cook himself that contained a track lampooning Steve Irwin

Steve Irwin

Stephen Robert "Steve" Irwin , nicknamed "The Crocodile Hunter", was an Australian television personality, wildlife expert, and conservationist. Irwin achieved worldwide fame from the television series The Crocodile Hunter, an internationally broadcast wildlife documentary series which he co-hosted...

, the Crocodile Hunter. This track was removed for the "official" CD / DVD release. To fill the gap of the missing track, the bonus track was added in this cut of the album.

Track listing

1. Intro – 0:46
2. Parking Structure – 1:28
3. Umm, Helllllo? – 3:50
4. Car Accident – 6:35
5. Tire in the Face – 2:07
6. Would You Rather... – 6:04
7. Fireman & Policeman & Miniature Golf
   Miniature golf
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    Course Security Guard – 2:07
8. The BK Lounge
   Burger King
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    – 3:30
9. Pregnant Lady – 1:49
10. Five Sisters – 0:58
11. Slip 'n' Bleed
    Slip 'N Slide
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     – 1:00
12. Speak 'n' Spell
    Speak & Spell (toy)
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     – 1:03
13. Operation
    Operation (game)
    Operation is a battery-operated game of physical skill that tests players' hand-eye co-ordination and fine motor skills. Originally made by Milton Bradley, and currently made by Hasbro it has been in production since 1965, the year in which the game was invented by John Spinello.The game is a...
    
     - Monopoly
    Monopoly (game)
    Marvin Gardens, the leading yellow property on the board shown, is actually a misspelling of the original location name, Marven Gardens. The misspelling was said to be introduced by Charles Todd and passed on when his home-made Monopoly board was copied by Charles Darrow and thence to Parker...
    
     – 2:16
14. Don't Tickle Me – 10:49
15. Bathroom – 2:25
16. Pranks – 1:49
17. Fuk and the Finga – 1:44
18. Just Wanna Dance – 4:49
19. Head – 2:34
20. Nightmare – 3:06
21. Hopped Up on the Q – 1:13
22. Not So Kool-Aid
    Kool-Aid
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    – 1:29
23. Pick a Number, Please! – 1:45
24. Bonus Track! – 07:36

DVD Tracks

1. Comedy Central Presents (Edited)
2. Comedy Central Presents (Unedited)
3. Comics Come Home 5
4. Premium Blend