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starring Leslie Nielsen
, directed by Mel Brooks
. It is a parody of the novel Dracula
by Bram Stoker
, and of some of the films it inspired.
Brooks co-authored the screenplay with Steve Haberman and Rudy DeLuca. He also appears as Dr. Van Helsing. The film's other stars include Steven Weber
, Amy Yasbeck
, Peter MacNicol
, Harvey Korman
, and Anne Bancroft
.
The film follows the classic Dracula
(1931), starring Bela Lugosi
, in its deviations from the novel.
[a bat poops on the stairs] Children of the night... what a mess they make!
[waking up from a bad dream] Oh, it's night-time. I was having... a daymare.
[after rising from his coffin and hitting his head on a chandelier] I must move the coffin. [pause] Or the chandelier.
[his last line] Renfield, you asshole!
[in a dream, at a picnic] I'm drinking wine, and I'm eating chicken!
[upon seeing two voluptuous vampire women - one rubbing a table seductively, the other rubbing the bedpost seductively] My God! What are you doing to the furniture?
Yesss... MASSSTER!
[as the vampire women are seducing Renfield] No, this is wrong. This is wrong! This is wrong, you hear me? Wrong! This is ... Wrong me! Wrong me! Wrong my brains out!
I didn't see anything! I didn't see anything [guard locks door] I saw everything! [cackles]
[upon hearing Dr. Seward's instruction to the guard: "Take him back to his cell and give him a you-know-what!"]No! No! Not ANOTHER enema!