Sourced

• "I always thought I’d grow up to be the opposite of a psychiatrist…that I’d spend my life driving sane people crazy."
  • Jacob M. Appel, playwright, Arborophilia (2005)

Attributed

• "After all, Jews invented psychiatry to help other Jews become Gentiles."
  • Morton Feldman, composer

• "Anyone who needs psychiatry is sick in the head."
  • Frank Burns, fictional character from television series M*A*S*H

• "You don't know the history of psychiatry, I do."
  • Tom Cruise, actor

• "I don't have an act, I'm a psychiatrist"
  • Frasier Crane, fictional character from television series Frasier