Glenn Beck Quotations

Glenn Beck is a conservative American talk-radio host.

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Hello, you sick twisted freak.
- The Glenn Beck Program, Show Opener
- [Usually First Words On Glenn's Radio Show]

Can you let your son's body become the same temperature as your son's head before you turn this into a political campaign against the president? Could you do that?
- The Glenn Beck Program, May 14, 2004
- Comment on Michael Berg, the father of murdered American businessman Nicholas Berg

I find this guy [father of Nick Berg] despicable. Everything in me says that. The want to be a better person today than I was yesterday says he's a dad, he's grieving, but I don't buy that. I'm sorry, I don't buy it. I think he is grieving, but I think he's a scumbag as well. I don't like this guy at all. http://mediamatters.org/items/200405170002http://mediamatters.org/items/200405180002
- The Glenn Beck Program, May 14, 2004

Would you kill someone for that?...I'm thinking about killing Michael Moore...I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it,...No, I think I could. I think he could be looking me in the eye, you know, and I could just be choking the life out. Is this wrong? I stopped wearing my What Would Jesus — band — Do, and I've lost all sense of right and wrong now. I used to be able to say, 'Yeah, I'd kill Michael Moore,' and then I'd see the little band: What Would Jesus Do? And then I'd realize, 'Oh, you wouldn't kill Michael Moore. Or at least you wouldn't choke him to death.' And you know, well, I'm not sure.
- The Glenn Beck Program, May 17, 2005
- Posed question: What would people do for $50 million dollars?
- Note: This is viewed by most as humor.

During his February 8, 2006 show, Beck repeatedly referred to former U.S. President Jimmy Carter as "a waste of skin", adding that North Korean leader Kim Jong Il was not a bigger waste of skin because "[a]t least evil is using that skin." http://mediamatters.org/items/200602090005

I am a conservative, but I am not a zombie.
- The Glenn Beck TV Show, May 11, 2006

Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.
- The Glenn Beck Program, October 5, 2006 (Hour 2)
- Comment in response to a caller on the issue of Talk Radio Host Mike Gallagher granting the Westboro Baptist Church airtime in exchange for not protesting at the funerals of Amish schoolgirls killed in a school shooting at the West Nickel Mine Amish School in Bart Township (Lancaster County, Pennsylvania).

You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one — I can`t speak for you, but I`m on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.
- The Glenn Beck TV Show, November 6, 2006

Political Correctness doesn't change us, it shuts us up.
- Insider Video: Episode 2 on November 13, 2006

Whoa... don't go all Kramer on me!
- The Glenn Beck Program, November 21, 2006 (Hour 1)
- Glenn coins a new phrase that he believes will now be used in diffusing an argument. Phrase relates to the Michael Richards tirade on November 18, 2006.

Girl, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!
- The Glenn Beck TV Show, February 8, 2007
- Beck's real story segment on Nanci Pelosi's full-time airplane request.

"With that being said, you are a Democrat. You are saying, "Let`s cut and run." And I have to tell you, I have been nervous about this interview with you, because what I feel like saying is, "Sir, prove to me that you are not working with our enemies. And I know you’re not. I’m not accusing you of being an enemy, but that’s the way I feel, and I think a lot of Americans will feel that way."
- The Glenn Beck TV Show, November 14, 2006
- Glenn Beck to Keith Ellison.

Al Gore's not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It is the same tactic, however. The goal is different. The goal is globalization. The goal is global carbon tax.…You need to have fear. You needed to have the fear of starvation. You needed to have the fear of the whole place going to hell in a handbasket. Which — do we have that fear now with global warming?…Then you have to discredit the scientists that say 'That's not right.' And you must silence all dissenting voices. That's what Hitler did. That's what Al Gore, the U.N., and everybody on the global warming bandwagon [are doing].
- The Glenn Beck Program, April 30, 2007
- Glenn Beck on Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth

The hottest year in global history was 1934.
- October 26, 2007; ; after NASA revealed an error in their U.S. (not global) temperature calculations; before the correction, the hottest year in U.S. history was said to be 1998

You pinhead. You think we would actually be sitting here and saying "well, look at the way she was dressed?" If she were Joan McCain, stop it. You self-centered self-righteous socialist out of control dangerous man-hating bitch. Shut your mouth. We might have bought into this crap in the 1960s because too many people were doing LSD. We're not on LSD anymore — we need to start making sense.
- The Glenn Beck Program, March 3, 2008
- In response to feminist Gloria Steinem's opinions on the John McCain/"Joan" McCain accusation.

The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be "What the hell you mean we're out of missiles?"
- The Glenn Beck Program, January 12 2009

It's a real blessing for me to tell you, sir, that calvary has arrived — Fox is here! (Feb. 3, 2009)

Hey, does anybody notice this crazy thing that we’re on the road to socialism? I’m just saying. Wow. We got — we got the SCHIPs thing going for us. That’s great. There is the change that we were all hoping for, really, seriously. Hey, I got an idea. If we’re going down the road to socialism, I mean, why not really go for it, huh? Comrades, good news from the western front, our glorious revolution is starting to take hold. Oh, the revolution of change. Our fearless leader has just signed in SCHIPs, and earlier today, he spoke out against capitalism. Listen up.
- In response on Fox News to the S-CHIPS bill signed by President Obama on February 4, 2009

And it was from America. Progressive movement in America. Eugenics. In case you don’t know what Eugenics led us to: the Final Solution. A master race! A perfect person. …. The stuff that we are facing is absolutely frightening. So I guess I have to put my name on yes, I hope Barack Obama fails. But I just want his policies to fail; I want America to wake up.
- In response on Fox News on President Obama overturning the ban on federally funded stem cell research on March 9, 2009

The thing I can say about Ted Kennedy is, at least he never flinched on what he believed in, and that’s the way America…the thing you need to take away from Ted Kennedy is, he stood up, and never flinched. Americans need to stand up and, without flinching, without fear, be a lion, and stand up for what they believe in. I didn’t agree with anything he believed him, but I admired [him]. Absolutely. That’s what this country is all about. Stand up for what you believe in.
- The O’Reilly Factor, August 26, 2009