Arthur "Art" Buchwald was an American humorist best known for his long-running column in The Washington Post newspaper, which focused on political satire and commentary. He received the Pulitzer Prize for Outstanding Commentary in 1982 and in 1986 was elected to the American Academy and Institute of Arts and Letters.

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• A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it.
  • New York Herald Tribune (January 16, 1958)

• The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.
  • On liquid diets
  • New York Herald Tribune (December 29, 1960)

• Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new...program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.
  • Have I Ever Lied to You? (1968)

• People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there's something wrong with him.
  • Have I Ever Lied to You?

• Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, "I am not a crook." Jimmy Carter says, "I have lusted after women in my heart." President Reagan says, "I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope."
  • Time magazine (September 29, 1986)

• If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.
  • International Herald Tribune (May 24, 1989)

• People ask what I am really trying to do with humor. The answer is, 'I'm getting even.' ... For me, being funny is the best revenge.
  • Leaving Home (1995)

• Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
  • As quoted in "Art Buchwald Celebrates His Life" a profile on CNN Newsroom (2 November 2006)

• I just don't want to die the same day Castro dies.
  • Comment to friends, as quoted in "Newspaper Columnist Art Buchwald Dies at 81" by Patricia Sullivan in The Washington Post (18 January 2007)

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• I don't know whether it's normal or not, but sex has always been something I take seriously. I would put it higher than tennis on my list of constructive things to do.

• I'm having a swell time. The best time of my life.
  • About his dying

About Art Buchwald

• The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a friend who owns a beret.
  • Fred Allen, "Introduction to Art Buchwald", Paris after Dark (1954)

• The bad boy tweaking the nose of the Establishment [with] the countenance of a Jewish leprechaun.
  • Ervin S. Duggan, Washingtonian (January 1985)

• What Art had was the gift of laughter — that's a rarity today. He could take simple ordinary things and make you laugh. God knows all of us need that. I've been with him in all kinds of situations, good and bad, triumph and tragedy but Art always was able to see a little wisp of humor in everything.
  • Jack Valenti, Associated Press http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16687845/ (January 18, 2007)

• Art was the Mark Twain of our time. For decades there was no better way to start the day than to open the morning paper to Art's column, laugh out loud and learn all over again to take the issues seriously in the world of politics, but not take yourself too seriously. The special art of Art Buchwald was to make even the worst of times better.
  • Ted Kennedy, Associated Press http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16687845/ (January 18, 2007)

• The joy of his column was not that it was side-splitting humor, but that he made you smile.
  • Ben Bradlee, as quoted in The New York Times (18 January 2007)

• Three of us — Bill Styron, he and I — suffered depression simultaneously, so we walked around in the rain together on Martha's Vineyard and consoled each other... He did the best to make life palatable, to help you be optimistic, to let you know he believed you would beat it. We both did, and so did Bill. We named ourselves the 'Blues Brothers.'
  • Mike Wallace, as quoted in The New York Times (18 January 2007)