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starring Ryan Reynolds
, Justin Long
, and Anna Faris
. It was written and directed by Rob McKittrick
. McKittrick wrote the screenplay while working as a waiter. The film is the first effort by McKittrick as a writer–director.
The script was initially sold in a film deal to Artisan Entertainment
, but was released by Lions Gate Entertainment
(which purchased Artisan in 2003). Producers Chris Moore and Jeff Balis of Live Planet's Project Greenlight
fame also took notice of the project and assisted.
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Yeah! Carpe deez nuts! God, I can't wait to quit this job!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but haven’t I been inside you?
Come on, Mom. Of course I'm being safe. I pull out.
You think I want to have kids? Absolutely not. That's why I stick to anal sex.
I'd do her (Amy). Hell I'd probably even pay... I would.
It's okay, I understand how it works. Birds of a feather flock to vagina.