Trojan War is a 1997 romantic comedy directed by George Huang

George Huang (director)

George Huang is a Taiwanese-American film-maker. In addition to working on his own films, he also frequently contributes work to other independent film-makers, especially Robert Rodríguez.-Early life:...

. It stars Will Friedle

Will Friedle

William Alan "Will" Friedle is an American actor, voice actor and comedian. He is best known for his comedic roles, most notably the underachieving elder brother Eric Matthews on the long-running TV sitcom Boy Meets World from 1993 to 2000...

, Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Love Hewitt is an American actress, producer, television director and former singer-songwriter. Hewitt began her acting career as a child by appearing in television commercials and the Disney Channel series Kids Incorporated...

, and Marley Shelton

Marley Shelton

Marley Eve Shelton is an American film and television actress.Shelton began her acting career in her late teens, and appeared in several 1990s' television movies and shows. She made her film debut in the critically acclaimed drama Grand Canyon , and was cast in the films The Sandlot , Nixon , and...

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Plot

High school student Brad (Friedle

Will Friedle

William Alan "Will" Friedle is an American actor, voice actor and comedian. He is best known for his comedic roles, most notably the underachieving elder brother Eric Matthews on the long-running TV sitcom Boy Meets World from 1993 to 2000...

) has had an unrequited crush

Unrequited love

Unrequited love is love that is not openly reciprocated or understood as such, even though reciprocation is usually deeply desired. The beloved may or may not be aware of the admirer's deep affections...

 on a classmate named Brooke (Marley Shelton

Marley Shelton

Marley Eve Shelton is an American film and television actress.Shelton began her acting career in her late teens, and appeared in several 1990s' television movies and shows. She made her film debut in the critically acclaimed drama Grand Canyon , and was cast in the films The Sandlot , Nixon , and...

) for years. After she asks him to come over one night to tutor her, she ends up wanting to have sex with him. But she only wants safe sex

Safe sex

Safe sex is sexual activity engaged in by people who have taken precautions to protect themselves against sexually transmitted diseases such as AIDS. It is also referred to as safer sex or protected sex, while unsafe or unprotected sex is sexual activity engaged in without precautions...

, and he does not have a condom

Condom

A condom is a barrier device most commonly used during sexual intercourse to reduce the probability of pregnancy and spreading sexually transmitted diseases . It is put on a man's erect penis and physically blocks ejaculated semen from entering the body of a sexual partner...

. (The use of Trojan in the title is an obvious pun on the condom brand

Trojan (condoms)

Trojan is a brand name of condoms manufactured by the Church & Dwight Company. 70.5 percent of condoms purchased in United States drugstores are Trojan brand. Trojan began selling condoms in 1927 through an ad placed in a trade magazine for pharmacists....

.) In his quest to buy some condoms, he runs into all sorts of trouble; his dad's Jaguar  gets stolen and then wrecked, he has a run-in with a crazy bus driver (Anthony Michael Hall

Anthony Michael Hall

Michael Anthony Hall , known professionally as Anthony Michael Hall, is an American actor, film producer and director who starred in several teen-oriented films of the 1980s. Hall began his career in commercials and on stage as a child, and made his screen debut in 1980...

), he is held hostage, he is pursued by a school janitor (Paulo Tocha

Paulo Tocha

Paulo Tocha is a martial artist, actor and fight choreographer.-Biography:Tocha was born in Africa, he's Portuguese/Italian and he grew up in Mozambique and Johannesburg, South Africa . He moved to Thailand because he wanted to learn "real" Muay Thai boxing...

) who accuses him of tagging

Graffiti

Graffiti is the name for images or lettering scratched, scrawled, painted or marked in any manner on property....

, an odd pair of hispanic

Hispanic

Hispanic is a term that originally denoted a relationship to Hispania, which is to say the Iberian Peninsula: Andorra, Gibraltar, Portugal and Spain. During the Modern Era, Hispanic sometimes takes on a more limited meaning, particularly in the United States, where the term means a person of ...

 siblings (Christine Deaver and Mike Moroff) who think he is David Hasselhoff

David Hasselhoff

David Michael Hasselhoff is an American actor, singer, producer and businessman. He is best known for his lead roles as Michael Knight in the popular 1980s US series Knight Rider and as L.A. County Lifeguard Mitch Buchannon in the series Baywatch...

, Brooke's dog, Brooke's jealous boyfriend Kyle (Eric Balfour

Eric Balfour

Eric Salter Balfour is an American singer and actor of film and television. He is the lead singer of Born As Ghosts, formerly known as Fredalba...

), and a homeless man (David Patrick Kelly

David Patrick Kelly

David Patrick Kelly is an American actor and musician who has appeared in numerous films, including some major roles.-Career:...

) who wants two dollars from him (and has secretly stolen his wallet), and he is nearly arrested.

After all of this, he realizes that the perfect girl has been there for him all along: his best friend Leah (Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Love Hewitt is an American actress, producer, television director and former singer-songwriter. Hewitt began her acting career as a child by appearing in television commercials and the Disney Channel series Kids Incorporated...

), who has had feelings for him for a long time unbeknownst to Brad. Finally, Brad realizes his own feelings for Leah while also discovering Brooke is not as great as he thought she was, after he finds out that she only wants a one night stand

One Night Stand

One Night Stand is an HBO stand-up series that first aired on February 15, 1989. The half-hour series aired weekly and featured stand-up comedy specials from some of the top performing comedians. The series originally comprised 55 specials over the course of its four years on HBO...

 with him instead of a relationship. Brad runs out to find Leah and admits his feelings to her.

After the end credits, Brad's parents are shocked by the sight of what is left of their car after the tow truck

Tow truck

A tow truck is a vehicle used to transport motor vehicles to another location , or to recover vehicles which are no longer on a drivable surface.Towing services are generally provided by an emergency road service operator...

 driver brings it back.

Cast

Actor	Role
Will Friedle Will Friedle William Alan "Will" Friedle is an American actor, voice actor and comedian. He is best known for his comedic roles, most notably the underachieving elder brother Eric Matthews on the long-running TV sitcom Boy Meets World from 1993 to 2000...	Brad Kimble
Jennifer Love Hewitt Jennifer Love Hewitt Jennifer Love Hewitt is an American actress, producer, television director and former singer-songwriter. Hewitt began her acting career as a child by appearing in television commercials and the Disney Channel series Kids Incorporated...	Leah Jones
Marley Shelton Marley Shelton Marley Eve Shelton is an American film and television actress.Shelton began her acting career in her late teens, and appeared in several 1990s' television movies and shows. She made her film debut in the critically acclaimed drama Grand Canyon , and was cast in the films The Sandlot , Nixon , and...	Brooke Kingsley
Danny Masterson Danny Masterson Daniel Peter "Danny" Masterson is an American actor and DJ best known for his role as Steven Hyde in That '70s Show.-Early life:...	Seth
Jason Marsden Jason Marsden Jason Christopher Marsden is an American screen and voice actor who has done numerous voice roles in animated films, as well as various television series.-Early life:...	Josh
Eric Balfour Eric Balfour Eric Salter Balfour is an American singer and actor of film and television. He is the lead singer of Born As Ghosts, formerly known as Fredalba...	Kyle
Lee Majors Lee Majors Lee Majors is an American television, film and voice actor, best known for his starring role as Colonel Steve Austin in The Six Million Dollar Man and as Colt Seavers in The Fall Guy ....	Officer Austin
John Finn John Finn John Finn is an American actor known as one of the leads of the television programs Cold Case and EZ Streets. Finn has also had supporting roles in the films The Hunted , Catch Me If You Can , True Crime , Turbulence , Blown Away , The Pelican Brief , and Glory .TV series that Finn has...	Ben Kimble
Wendie Malick Wendie Malick Wendie Malick is an American actress and former fashion model, known for her roles as Judith Tupper Stone on the HBO series Dream On , Nina Van Horn on the NBC sitcom Just Shoot Me! , Ronee Lawrence on the NBC sitcom Frasier and Victoria Chase on the TV Land sitcom Hot in Cleveland .-Early...	Beverly Kimble
Jennie Kwan Jennie Kwan Jennie Kwan is a Filipino-American actress and singer from Los Angeles, California. She is best known for her roles as Samantha "Sam" Woo on California Dreams and as Suki on Avatar: The Last Airbender.-Career:Jennie began acting at age 11, when she started performing with the touring company,...	Trish
Charlotte Lopez Charlotte Ayanna Charlotte Ayanna is an American actress and former Miss Teen USA.-Early life:Ayanna was born in San Juan, Puerto Rico, but moved to Vermont at an early age. She had a troubled childhood, spending thirteen years in foster homes after her mother, Emma, was judged to be mentally unfit to look after...	Nina
Christine Deaver	Latin Mama
Mike Moroff	Big Brother
Lobo Sebastian	Lead Homeboy
Joe Cerrano	Biggest Homeboy
Julian Cegario	Homeboy
Paulo Tocha	Janitor
Anthony Michael Hall Anthony Michael Hall Michael Anthony Hall , known professionally as Anthony Michael Hall, is an American actor, film producer and director who starred in several teen-oriented films of the 1980s. Hall began his career in commercials and on stage as a child, and made his screen debut in 1980...	Bus Driver
David Patrick Kelly David Patrick Kelly David Patrick Kelly is an American actor and musician who has appeared in numerous films, including some major roles.-Career:...	Bagman

Songs featured in the motion picture

• "I'll Fall With Your Knife" -Performed by Peter Murphy
• "Disappear" - Performed by Letters To Cleo
• "You Are Here" - Performed by Star 69
• "All Five Senses" - Performed by Pomegranate
• "The Word Behind Words" - Performed by Jeremy Toback
• "The Love You Save" - Performed by Madder Rose
• "Snakebellies" - Performed by Fu Manchu
• "The Boys Are Back In Town" - Performed by Phillip Parris Lynott
• "I Hope I Don't Fall In Love With You" - Performed by Jennifer Love Hewitt
• "You're One" - Performed by Imperial Teen
• "I Have A Date" - Performed by The Vandals
• "Underdog" - Performed by astroPuppees
• "Next To You" - Performed by Dance Hall Crashers
• "Yo Soy El Son Cubano" - Performed by Parmenio Salazar
• "Mistreated" - Performed by Shufflepuck
• "Don't Be" - Performed by astroPuppees
• "Disco Inferno" -Performed by The Trammps
• "American Girl" - Performed by Tom Petty
• "American City World" - Performed by Triple Fast Action
• "What a Bore" - Performed by Muzzle
• "Boom, Boom, Boom" - Performed by Juster
• "I Believe In" - Performed by Jennifer Love Hewitt
• "I'll Fall With Your Knife" - Performed by Tom Hiel
• "Trouble" - Performed by Shampoo
• "I've Got a Flair" - Performed by Fountains of Wayne
• "Can't Hold Me Down" - Performed by Schleprock
• "The Burning" - Performed by Teta Vega

Goof

• The bus the crazy driver is operating is #2525, which is the same one used in the film Speed
  Speed
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