If you are with a visitor from overseas in a traffic jam in Sydney, you are to say, 'This is very unusual. A truck must have tipped over.'

The only people not watching it will be watching synchronized drowning on channel six million and eight.

Well, if you put $5 million on the table in this town, the room fills with the same flies every time, doesn't it?

Well, there's a behaviour pattern exhibited in various parts of the world often referred to as quid pro quo, in which somebody will do something for someone else and then build up in their mind the expectation that somebody else is going to do something for them. It's very common in those parts of the world, for example, inhabited by human beings.

You're not going to get $70 million out of the fluffy bunyip market, Nicholas. It can't be done.

The Formula One Grand Prix is currently less interesting than the video game that's based on it. The cars go around in a circle. They get Murray Walker|Murray Walker off the ceiling. The game itself is a procession, you can't get passed. The car in front at the beginning wins the race. The whole thing is decided by who's gonna have a pit-stop. They're the fastest cars on Earth and the key element here, Bryan, is not racing. It's PARKING!

We're running on the smell of an oily rag.

Yes, it's pretty hard. We're looking for an eighty-year-old, Spanish, ex-fascist art lover with Olympic connections ...

I thought you're supposed to jump up and down after you've won the gold medal.

(Stuck in traffic) Oh. A Truck Must Have Tipped Over.