I never thought missing children could be so sexy. Did I say that out loud?

Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel

If I want to be repeatedly shit on I'll go make Dutch porn

Thou shalt not worship false Billy Idols

If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?

Don't give a flying Nun, no don't give a Gidget, just have more fun than a well-oiled midget

You're pretty when I'm drunk and I'm pretty fuckin drunk

A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying

Like my scrotum, here it is in a nutshell