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video game developed by Namco Bandai Games
for PlayStation 3
and Xbox 360
. It was released in North America on November 23, 2010 and in Europe on November 26, 2010. It is a remake of the original Splatterhouse
which was released in 1988.
Splatterhouse is combat-oriented with Rick fighting various monsters in either hand-to-hand combat or with makeshift weapons, such as wooden planks and meat cleavers.
I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, AND I'm armed! Don't MESS with me!
Look, she's gonna cry again. [imitating winner] 'Oh, if I only had a brain."'
Hey! I'm GLIDING here!
Dalai Llama, Dalai Llama, Dalai Llama...snorts
[as a guard dog barks at her' Oh, fine, have it you little...donut Nazi! [pulls a donut out from her bra and throws it at the dog.]
I'm sarcastic?! When everything that comes out of YOUR mouth is dripping with disdain?
:[After throughout the whole movie mocking people about ALWAYS wanting world peace]':[tearing up]'And I really do want world peace.
I'm sorry, what was the question? I was distracted by the half-masticated cow rolling around in your wide-open trap.
There are no words.
Smilers wear a crown, losers wear a frown.