for his performance in the 1997 film Good Will Hunting
. He has also won two Emmy Awards
, four Golden Globes, two Screen Actors Guild Awards and five Grammy Award
Williams was born in Chicago
The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do!
Unless you're passing a bowling ball, I don't think so. Unless you're trying to circumcise yourself with a chainsaw, I don't think so. Unless you're opening an umbrella up your ass, I don't think so!
Thank you. How-DY! Whoops, wrong opera house. How do you like the play, Mr. Abraham Lincoln|Lincoln? Duck!
The professor was on acid, and sometimes he'd shout, "I'm Lincoln!" And then, there'd be a kid in the back, "I'm John Wilkes Booth|Booth!"
And that's when you realize that God gave you a penis and a brain, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
The Swiss...the nice Germans, or as they like to say, the other white race. Now how can you trust an army—how butch is an army that has a wine opener on its knife? "Many of you have never opened Chardonnay under fire!"
And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He takes his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up!