"No No Never" was the German

Germany

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 entry in the Eurovision Song Contest 2006

Eurovision Song Contest 2006

The Eurovision Song Contest 2006 was the 51st Eurovision Song Contest, held at the Olympic Indoor Hall in Athens, Greece on 18 May and 20 May 2006 . The hosting national broadcaster of the contest was Ellinikí Radiofonía Tileórasi . The Finnish band Lordi won the contest with the song "Hard Rock...

, performed in English

English language

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 by Texas Lightning

Texas Lightning

Texas Lightning is a German quintet from Hamburg which fits in the country music genre and describes itself as old fashioned and hip. Their music is a mix of country and pop drawing from country classic stars like Patsy Cline, Loretta Lynn, Johnny Cash and Tammy Wynette and pop stars such as ABBA,...

. While Germany had finished the 2005 Contest

Eurovision Song Contest 2005

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 in last place, their position as one of the Contest's "Big Four" (along with the United Kingdom

United Kingdom

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, France

France

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 and Spain

Spain

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) ensured the song an automatic final berth. Thus, it was performed eighth on the night, following Malta

Malta

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's Fabrizio Faniello

Fabrizio Faniello

Fabrizio Faniello is a Maltese pop singer. He represented Malta at the Eurovision Song Contest in 2001 and 2006. He is seen by many as Malta's hope in its fledgling experimental electronica scene, contributing to many international compilations and collaborating with well known artists as diverse...

 with "I Do

I Do (Fabrizio Faniello song)

"I Do" was the Maltese entry in the Eurovision Song Contest 2006, performed in English by Fabrizio Faniello.The song is an up-tempo number, in which Faniello tells his lover that "I love you like a fool", despite the fact that their relationship has ostensibly ended...

" and preceding Denmark

Denmark

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's Sidsel Ben Semmane

Sidsel Ben Semmane

Sidsel Ben Semmane is a Danish musician who represented Denmark in the Eurovision Song Contest in Athens on May 20, 2006. She won the chance to sing on the Dansk Melodi Grand Prix on February 11, 2006 with the song "Twist of Love", written by Niels Drevsholt, which she later went onto sing at the...

 with "Twist of Love

Twist Of Love

"Twist of Love" was the Danish entry in the Eurovision Song Contest 2006, performed in English by Sidsel Ben Semmane.As Denmark had finished in the top 10 in the 2005 contest, the song was pre-qualified for the final. Here, it was performed ninth, following Germany's Texas Lightning with "No No...

". At the close of voting, it had received 36 points, placing 14th in a field of 24.

Written and composed by Australia

Australia

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n-born band member Jane Comerford

Jane Comerford

Jane Comerford is a singer, songwriter, lecturer and vocal coach working in Germany.-Education:Jane has an extensive musical and music-related education. She studied violin and piano for 12 years, and later music theory, and graduated from Newcastle Conservatorium...

, the unusual choice of country

Country music

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 as the genre resulted in BBC

BBC

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 commentator Terry Wogan

Terry Wogan

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 asking jokingly and with a rough approximation of the appropriate accent "are we in Athens, Georgia

Athens, Georgia

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?" at the end of the performance (the Contest was held in Athens, Greece). Lyrically, the song can be read as a pledge of the singer's undying love for her lover, but Comerford has stated that the chorus at least - "I'm never ever gonna leave you to cry on your own/Never ever gonna not go and pick up the phone/I'm never ever gonna let you be chilled to the bone" - was inspired by her desire to comfort her niece upon the untimely death of her niece's father.

As one of the band's members is a professional comedian, there was a level of expectation that the performance was going to be humorous, however this was not the case. While the band performed in front of artificial cactus

Cactus

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 plants, there was in fact very little overt humour in the performance. All members were dressed appropriately, with the musicians wearing beige suits and stetson

Stetson

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 hats and Comerford wearing a pink dress.

The song was succeeded as the German representative

Germany in the Eurovision Song Contest

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 at the Eurovision Song Contest 2007

Eurovision Song Contest 2007

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 by Roger Cicero

Roger Cicero

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 with "Frauen regier'n die Welt

Frauen regier'n die Welt

"Frauen regier'n die Welt" was Germany's entry for the Eurovision Song Contest 2007 in Helsinki....

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Charts

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Chart (2006)	Peak position

Year-end

End of year chart (2006)	Position
German Singles Chart	2

Decade-end charts

(2000–2009)	Position
German Singles Chart	17

Certifications