from March 28, 2001 until May 17, 2005. Produced by Touchstone Television
(now ABC Studios), it starred Damon Wayans
and Tisha Campbell-Martin
, and centers on the character of Michael Kyle, a loving husband and modern-day patriarch who rules his household with a unique and distinct parenting style. As he teaches his three children some of life's lessons, he does so with his own brand of humor.
(referring to Ken's new girlfriend, Tiara) "I hope this one doesn't think :wikipedia:History of South Africa in the apartheid era|Apartheid is a laundry detergent."
(to Michael) "Until you get this mouse out of the house, you ain't getting any panties from this fanny!"
(to Michael, after hearing Tony singing) "I can't ignore him. He sounds like a cat in heat."
"The boy (Junior) has a lawnchair for a front (car) seat."
(to Junior, about his car) "She may have character, but she dosen't have a front seat."
"Why do they call it a 'coffin' when you can't cough?"
"Shake, shake, shake! Shake, shake, shake! Shake your milkshake!"
"I may have put the '-oron' in 'moron', but I didn't put the '-upid' in 'dumb'!"
"And he [Christopher Columbus] thought the world was round. What an idiot!"
"You know I can't work a R."