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Born in 1951 at Bryn Clochydd, Gwytherin, near Llanrwst
, he lives at Llanfairfechan
and has formerly worked on a farm and as a newspaper editor, a lecturer and a mencap nurse. He has so far published two novels, both through Welsh publishing house Seren
. Mr Vogel (2004), winner of the McKitterick Prize, was based partly upon Jones' walking completely around Wales, a 1000-mile journey (he is the first Welsh person to do so).
                        I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, AND I'm armed! Don't MESS with me!
                        
                        Look, she's gonna cry again. [imitating winner] 'Oh, if I only had a brain."'
                        
                        Hey! I'm GLIDING here!
                        
                        Dalai Llama, Dalai Llama, Dalai Llama...snorts
                        
                        [as a guard dog barks at her' Oh, fine, have it you little...donut Nazi! [pulls a donut out from her bra and throws it at the dog.]
                        
                        I'm sarcastic?! When everything that comes out of YOUR mouth is dripping with disdain?
                        
                        :[After throughout the whole movie mocking people about ALWAYS wanting world peace]':[tearing up]'And I really do want world peace.
                        
                        I'm sorry, what was the question? I was distracted by the half-masticated cow rolling around in your wide-open trap.
                        
                        There are no words.
                        
                        Smilers wear a crown, losers wear a frown.
                        

