While still keeping residence in Bothell, Washington
, his hometown, he was cast as Bogey Lowenstein in the 1999 movie 10 Things I Hate About You
. Right after the film, he moved to Los Angeles
. Two years later he was featured in Not Another Teen Movie
, as the slow clapper. In the same year, he released his first CD, "Wait Your Turn." He has made appearances on The Martin Short Show
, One on One
, Tuned Up, VH1
's Super Secret Movie Rules
, and in 2005, the movie The Hand Job. Kyle has released a DVD of his nationwide tour called "One Dimple." The DVD contains a road documentary, commentary and a performance clip of him on Premium Blend
.
Sunny D tasted a little bit like a fat clown's asshole, didn't it? Who came up with Sunny D and was happy? Some guy was like "I like the taste of orange juice AND baby medicine, can we combine that?" That would taste like shizzie nizzie, that's rap for shit.
The best part of Nintendo was the codes. We had codes that got us to the end of the game immediately. Why can't we have that in real life? Just for once I'd like to be on a date with a chick and when she starts talking about her cats, and she's like "And this cat likes corn, and this one has diarrhea, and this one can fight crime," I can be like, "Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, select start, and I'm in bed with her, and no more cats."
So it's so nice to perform in an actual city, usually I do a lot of colleges on the road and it's crazy. They always put these colleges in the middle of nowhere, do you notice that? They always put the colleges in the middle of nowhere and they tell these kids, "Don't drink and don't do drugs and don't have sex", and they make it so they have to, it's like your choices are Wal-Mart or Susie and it's like "Mmmm, well, both are always open." Like a vagina, like a vagina.
I hate whenever you go into a coffee shop, no matter what you order they have their own way of calling it to the back. Like you could be like, "Hi, I'll have a tall mocha iced latte blended fun." And then the lady's like, "BLEEUH!, anything else?"
I saw Hulk Hogan the other day in a parking lot and I couldn't tell from a distance if it was Hulk Hogan or not, and I realized I've never had that dilemma before. I've always been able to tell immediately when looking at anybody if they were or were not Hulk Hogan. AAAHHHH.
"Yes, this is Diane calling from the hospital. I just called to tell you that your ex-girlfriend Mia was killed today. She was helping retards and one of them exploded." And i thought that was so hysterical. and then he calls me up later and is like, "do you think this is true?" "yes, craig. exploding retards is a huge epidemic in our country."