He was the youngest son of Evan Haydock of Cottam Hall near Preston, Lancashire
, and Helen, daughter of William Westby of Mowbreck Hall, Lancashire. He was educated at Douai College and the English College, Rome, and ordained priest (apparently at Reims
), 21 December 1581.
Arrested in London soon after landing in England, he spent a year and three months in confinement in the Tower of London
, suffering from a malarial fever he first contracted in the early summer of 1581 when visiting the seven churches of Rome.
This house is so full of people, it makes me sick! When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone!
[in his mind] I wish they would all just disappear.
I took a shower, washing every body part with actual soap, including all my major crevices, including in between my toes and in my belly button, which I never did before but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult-formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I can't seem to find my toothbrush, so I'll pick one up when I go out today. Other than that, I'm in good shape. [applies aftershave] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
A Family Comedy Without The Family.
When Kevin's Family Left For Vacation, They Forgot One Minor Detail: Kevin. But Don't Worry... He Cooks. He Cleans. He Kicks Some Butt.
This Non-Family Comedy is a Real Scream.