Track Listing

1. The Miracle of Sweatpants
   Sweatpants
   Sweatpants are a casual variety of soft trousers intended for comfort or athletic purposes.In Britain, Australia and New Zealand they are known as "jogging bottoms" or "track pants".- Design :...
   
    - 2:55
2. The Parking Ticket - 3:41
3. The Gifted Child - 1:42
4. The Parental Defense - 1:45
5. The Stripper - 1:57
6. The Bugged Car - 2:02
7. The Dumb Gay Friend - 4:42
8. The Best Argument Against Gay Marriage - 2:27
9. The Invisible Anus - 1:11
10. The Power of Jesus
    Jesus
    Jesus of Nazareth , commonly referred to as Jesus Christ or simply as Jesus or Christ, is the central figure of Christianity...
    
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11. The Vomit Bag - 4:29
12. The Magic of Cursive
    Cursive
    Cursive, also known as joined-up writing, joint writing, or running writing, is any style of handwriting in which the symbols of the language are written in a simplified and/or flowing manner, generally for the purpose of making writing easier or faster...
    
     - 1:08
13. The Ham Incident - 3:39
14. The Museum of Spam
    Spam
    Spam may refer to:* Spam , a canned pork meat product* Spam , unsolicited or undesired electronic messages* E-mail spam, unsolicited or undesired email messages* "Spam" , a comedy sketch...
    
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15. The Weight Loss Plan - 2:07
16. The Limits of Dancing - 0:50
17. The Burroughs
    William S. Burroughs
    William Seward Burroughs II was an American novelist, poet, essayist and spoken word performer. A primary figure of the Beat Generation and a major postmodernist author, he is considered to be "one of the most politically trenchant, culturally influential, and innovative artists of the 20th...
    
     of Carbs - 2:19
18. The Circus
    Circus
    A circus is commonly a travelling company of performers that may include clowns, acrobats, trained animals, trapeze acts, musicians, hoopers, tightrope walkers, jugglers, unicyclists and other stunt-oriented artists...
    
     Is In Town - 4:05
19. The Spirit Cave - 3:24
20. The Slob Avatar - 4:42
21. The Vestibule of Dreams - 2:48
22. The Best Comedy I've Ever Seen
    Jerry Maguire
    Jerry Maguire is a 1996 American romantic comedy-drama film starring Tom Cruise and Cuba Gooding, Jr. It was written, co-produced, and directed by Cameron Crowe...
    
     - 3:42
23. The Horror of New York City
    New York City
    New York is the most populous city in the United States and the center of the New York Metropolitan Area, one of the most populous metropolitan areas in the world. New York exerts a significant impact upon global commerce, finance, media, art, fashion, research, technology, education, and...
    
    - 15:00