Dolph
Overview

Dolph also known as Dolph the Fascist Hippo is a fictional character
Fictional character
A character is the representation of a person in a narrative work of art . Derived from the ancient Greek word kharaktêr , the earliest use in English, in this sense, dates from the Restoration, although it became widely used after its appearance in Tom Jones in 1749. From this, the sense of...

 appearing in the Danish television show Dolph og Wulff med venner (Dolph and Wulff with friends), played by Danish actor Jonas Schmidt
Jonas Schmidt
Jonas Tveje Bisgaard Schmidt is a Danish self-taught actorJonas Schmidt has appeared in numerous roles, mostly comedy however. He first gained fame, portraying the nerdy carseller Bruce, in the Danish Toyota commercials....

, who is otherwise known in Denmark from another popular comedy series, P.I.S., and a longrunning series of Toyota commercials.

Dolph is a large, fascist
Fascism
Fascism is a radical authoritarian nationalist political ideology. Fascists seek to rejuvenate their nation based on commitment to the national community as an organic entity, in which individuals are bound together in national identity by suprapersonal connections of ancestry, culture, and blood...

, baby-blue hippopotamus
Hippopotamus
The hippopotamus , or hippo, from the ancient Greek for "river horse" , is a large, mostly herbivorous mammal in sub-Saharan Africa, and one of only two extant species in the family Hippopotamidae After the elephant and rhinoceros, the hippopotamus is the third largest land mammal and the heaviest...

 usually appearing armed with a baseball bat
Baseball bat
A baseball bat is a smooth wooden or metal club used in the game of baseball to hit the ball after the ball is thrown by the pitcher. It is no more than 2.75 inches in diameter at the thickest part and no more than 42 inches in length. It typically weighs no more than 33 ounces , but it...

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Quotations

"Wulff, when you open your mouth, suddenly all of the nazi messages are as clear as crystal"

"You are sick! SICK!"

"You are weak! WEAK!"

"Shut up, little hobbit!"

"You are not fit in the society of the future."

"You are 100% asshole."

When Anders Morgenthaler says that "The Toucan Boy" is 28% bird, Dolph always adds "... And 100% asshole"

Dolph demonstrates the strength of military dictatorship and democracy by hammering his baseball bat into a rock (dictatorship) and a cake (democracy). Later Dolph throws a cake at Michael Wulff and says "Look, now you got weak democracy all over your face"

"Swift and silent like a ninja." alternative translation: "Stealthy and silent as a ninja"

"Lalala rubbish and gossip, it's all I hear coming from the big foaming wound you have, where the rest of us have a face"

 
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