Dolph also known as Dolph the Fascist Hippo is a fictional character
appearing in the Danish television show Dolph og Wulff med venner (Dolph and Wulff with friends), played by Danish actor Jonas Schmidt
, who is otherwise known in Denmark from another popular comedy series, P.I.S., and a longrunning series of Toyota commercials.
Dolph is a large, fascist
, baby-blue hippopotamus
usually appearing armed with a baseball bat
.
"Wulff, when you open your mouth, suddenly all of the nazi messages are as clear as crystal"
"You are sick! SICK!"
"You are weak! WEAK!"
"Shut up, little hobbit!"
"You are not fit in the society of the future."
"You are 100% asshole."
When Anders Morgenthaler says that "The Toucan Boy" is 28% bird, Dolph always adds "... And 100% asshole"
Dolph demonstrates the strength of military dictatorship and democracy by hammering his baseball bat into a rock (dictatorship) and a cake (democracy). Later Dolph throws a cake at Michael Wulff and says "Look, now you got weak democracy all over your face"
"Swift and silent like a ninja." alternative translation: "Stealthy and silent as a ninja"
"Lalala rubbish and gossip, it's all I hear coming from the big foaming wound you have, where the rest of us have a face"