Dolph the Fascist Hippo is a fictional character currently appearing in the Danish television show Dolph & Wulff, played by Danish actor Jonas Schmidt, who is otherwise known in Denmark from another popular comedy series, P.I.S., and a longrunning series of Toyota commercials. Dolph is a large, Fascist, baby-blue Hippopotamus usually appearing armed with a baseball bat.

Attributed

• "Wulff, when you open your mouth, suddenly all of the nazi messages are as clear as crystal"

• "You are sick! SICK!"

• "You are weak! WEAK!"

• "Shut up, little hobbit!"

• "You are not fit in the society of the future."

• "You are 100% asshole."

• When Anders Morgenthaler says that "The Toucan Boy" is 28% bird, Dolph always adds "... And 100% asshole"

• Dolph demonstrates the strength of military dictatorship and democracy by hammering his baseball bat into a rock (dictatorship) and a cake (democracy). Later Dolph throws a cake at Michael Wulff and says "Look, now you got weak democracy all over your face"

• "Swift and silent like a ninja." alternative translation: "Stealthy and silent as a ninja"

• "Lalala rubbish and gossip, it's all I hear coming from the big foaming wound you have, where the rest of us have a face"