Destroy All Humans!
Destroy All Humans! is a video game developed by Pandemic Studios
Pandemic Studios
Pandemic Studios was founded as an independent developer in 1998, it became an Electronic Arts-owned developer from 2007 to 2009, when it was officially closed. It was an Australian and American video game developer with offices in Brisbane, Australia and Los Angeles, California...

 and published by THQ
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. It was released for the Xbox
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 and PlayStation 2
PlayStation 2
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 on June 21, 2005. The game is set in the late 1950s in the U.S. and parodies the lifestyles, pop culture, and politics of this time period. The player controls Cryptosporidium 137 (a reference to the protozoan parasite Cryptosporidium
Cryptosporidium is a protozoan that can cause gastro-intestinal illness with diarrhea in humans.Cryptosporidium is the organism most commonly isolated in HIV positive patients presenting with diarrhea...

), a member of the Furon race of aliens
Extraterrestrial life
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, who has come to Earth to harvest DNA
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 from humans to continue the cloning
Cloning in biology is the process of producing similar populations of genetically identical individuals that occurs in nature when organisms such as bacteria, insects or plants reproduce asexually. Cloning in biotechnology refers to processes used to create copies of DNA fragments , cells , or...

 process of his species.

Any of those monkeys try to mess with me and I'll rip 'em a new asshole!

[about a cow] But they're covered in nipples!

What's shakin', Pox? You look a little... what's the word... constipated.

Alright monkeys, you want a war, you got a war.

Don't get mad, get sadistic.

I think this calls for the JUMBO PROBE.

I've gotta rescue me - him - he's gotta rescue me - I mean we gotta - I gotta - brains, man - WHEN DO I GET TO BLOW THINGS UP?!

[Disguised as President Huffman] The truth is, America has been invaded though not by little green men, but red and the invaders are definitely of this Earth. America has been invaded by Communists.

Attention humans. I am Cryptosporidium of the planet Furon. This planet is now a territory of the Furon Empire. Resist THIS.

No more blowing stuff up?