probably oldest alcoholic beverage
; it is the third most popular drink overall, after water
. It is produced by the brewing
and fermentation of sugar
s, mainly derived from malted cereal grains
, most commonly malt
and malted wheat
. Sugars derived from maize (corn) and rice are widely used adjuncts
because of their lower cost. Most beer is flavoured with hops
, which add bitterness and act as a natural preservative
, though other flavourings such as herbs or fruit may occasionally be included.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.
It is nice when you can sit back with some friends, drink some beer and have a good time.
You can't have a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Beer, if drunk with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health.
Give me a woman who truly loves beer, and I will conquer the world.