Alfred E. Neuman
Overview
Alfred E. Neuman is the fictional mascot
Mascot
The term mascot – defined as a term for any person, animal, or object thought to bring luck – colloquially includes anything used to represent a group with a common public identity, such as a school, professional sports team, society, military unit, or brand name...

 and cover boy of Mad
Mad (magazine)
Mad is an American humor magazine founded by editor Harvey Kurtzman and publisher William Gaines in 1952. Launched as a comic book before it became a magazine, it was widely imitated and influential, impacting not only satirical media but the entire cultural landscape of the 20th century.The last...

magazine. The face had drifted through American pictography for decades before being claimed and named by Mad editor Harvey Kurtzman
Harvey Kurtzman
Harvey Kurtzman was an American cartoonist and the editor of several comic books and magazines. Kurtzman often signed his name H. Kurtz, followed by a stick figure Harvey Kurtzman (October 3, 1924, Brooklyn, New York – February 21, 1993) was an American cartoonist and the editor of several comic...

. He currently appears in the animated Mad
Mad (TV series)
MAD is an American animated sketch comedy series created by Kevin Shinick and produced by Warner Bros. Animation. Based upon the magazine of the same name, each episode is a collection of short animated parodies of television shows, movies, games, celebrities and other media using various types of...

.
Since his debut in Mad, Neuman's likeness, distinguished by jug ears, a missing front tooth, and one eye lower than the other has graced the cover of all but a handful of the magazine's 500 issues.
Quotations

"What, Me Worry?"

"A college jock is someone who minds his build instead of vice versa!"

"A plastic surgeon's office the only place where no one gets offended when you pick your nose!"

"A teacher is someone who talks in our sleep!"

"Blood is thicker than water... but it makes lousy lemonade!"

"Getting old is when a narrow waist and a broad mind change places!"

"How come stealing from one book is plagiarism, but stealing from many is research?"

"How come we choose from just two people for President, and fifty for Miss America?"

"If opera is entertainment, then falling off a roof is transportation!"

"If you repeat the same grade once you're a dummy-if you repeat it 20 times you're a teacher"

 
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