Dialogue

Munchkin: Relax, Mama!

Munchkin: We Just Wanna Lay a Little Thanks on Ya.

Dorothy: What?

Munchkin: You Know, Heavy on the Gratitude Department.

Dorothy: Gratitude? for What ?

Munchkin: for Curling the Curse.

Munchkin: for Leveling the Leech.

Munchkin: for Killing Our Oppressor.

Dorothy: Uh! I Never Killed Nothin' in My Life.

Munchkin: Never Killed the Point?

Munchkin: a Pint?

Munchkin: a Good Story ?

Munchkin: the Umpire?

Dorothy: No!

Munchkin: Never Killed No Time ?

Dorothy: No, I Told You! I Never Killed Nothin' !

Munchkin: Well, then, I Think You Graduated...

Munchkin: from the Bush Leagues Into the Majors, Girl.

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Dorothy: But where's my home? Where's Aunt Em? Where's New York?

Miss One: New York?

Dorothy: 433 Prospect Place

Miss One: Ooh! four, three, three. You wanna play more than one number today honey?. I got a freedom special, three numbers for the price...

Dorothy: No, I don't wanna play any numbers. I just wanna get home!


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Evilene (the wicked witch of the west): I'm summoning my flying monkeys.

Slaves: NO NO NOT THE FLYING MONKEYS

Evilene: Yes yes the flying monkeys


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Dorothy

• I can't see how goin' south 125th street ever made anybody's life better.
• You mean I could have gone home...by clicking my heels three times?
• When I think of home, I think of a place, where there's love overflowing.

I wish I was home, I wish I was back with there, with the things I've been knowing.

• You never needed anything from a fake wizard anyway

The Scarecrow

• Is today the day you're gonna help me down from here?
• You can't win child
  
• If I only had a brain I would have figured that out a long time ago

The Tin Man

• oh, what I wouldn't give to be in shock...just once
• The genius who created me only took care of my dashing good looks, my razor sharp wit and my irresistible attraction to the wrong women. What he forgot to add...was a heart
• What would I do if I could suddenly feel?
• Slide some oil to me

The Lion

• Cause I'm a mean ole lion
• That's my name, Fleetwood Coup DeVille...mama had her ideas
• In my own way I'm a lion

The Wiz

• I thought it over and green is dead, 'til I change my mind the color's red
• How quick fashion goes down the drain, last week when you all was wearing pink, Already for me, red was old. The Ultimate color brick is gold. That's the new color children. Hit it.
• I'm just plain old Herman Smith from Atlantic City
• You can talk to me crazy

Evilene: The Wicked Witch of the West

• But don't nobody bring me no bad news
  
• Would you like mustard or sauerkraut ON YOUR HOT DOG!
  

Miss One

• Bottom line honey, This chick put the "ugh" in ugly
• He's the Wiz and he lives in Oz