Licensed To Ill

• "Yo ho ho and a bottle of Brass Monkey,
  And when my girlie shakes her hips, she sure gets funky." - Rhymin` And Stealin`

• "Down with Adrock and Mike D. and you ain't,
  And I got more juice than Picasso got paint." - The New Style

• "Girls with boyfriends are the kind I like,
  I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike." - The New Style

• "Some voices got treble, some voices got bass,
  We got the kind of voices that are in your face!" - The New Style

• "D. pulled me over said, `Hide your gold,
  The girl is crafty like ice is cold!`" - She's Crafty

• "I keep a pistol in my pocket so you better be cautious,
  Fly around the world, but it makes me nauseous." - Posse In Effect

• "I'm the king of the classroom, coolin' in the back,
  My teacher had beef so I gave her a smack,
  She chased me out of class, she was strapped with a ruler,
  Went to the bathroom, rolled myself a wooler." - Slow Ride

• "Because I'm hard hittin', always bitten, cool as hell,
  I got the tree on my mirror so my car won't smell." - Slow Ride

• "I've got a girlie in a castle and one in a Pagoda
  You know I've got rhymes like Abe Vigoda" - "Posse In Effect"

• "Girls - to do the dishes,
  Girls - to clean up my room,
  Girls - to do the laundry,
  Girls - and in the bathroom." - Girls

• "Man, living at home is such a drag,
  Now your mom threw away your best porno mag. (Busted!)" - Fight For Your Right (To Party)

• "Lookin' for a girl, I ran into a guy,
  His name was M.C.A., I said `Howdy`, he said, `Hi`." - Paul Revere

• "Pistol packing, Monkey drinking, no money bum,
  I come from Brooklyn 'cause that's where I'm from." - Hold It Now - Hit It

• "Because you're pud-slappin, ball-flappin, got that Juice
  My name is Mike D and I can do that Jerry Lewis" - Hold It Now - Hit It

• "We got the bottle, you got the cup,
  Come on everybody let's get f....." - Brass Monkey

Paul's Boutique

• "Got arrested at the Mardi Gras for jumping on a float,
  My man M.C.A.'s got a beard like a billy goat." - Shake Your Rump

• "The Patty Duke, The Wrench, and then I bust The Tango,
  Got more rhymes than Jamaica's got mangoes." - Shake Your Rump

• "Running from the law and the press and the parents,
  `Is your name Michael Diamond?`
  No mine's Clarence." - Shake Your Rump

• "Sometimes known as the leader of the homeless,
  Sometimes drunk and he's always phoneless." - Johnny Ryall

• "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
  I egged the chicken, and then I ate his leg." - Egg Man

• "No one really knows what I'm talkin' about,
  And yeah that's right, my name's Yauch." - The Sounds Of Science

• "Break up with your girl, it ended in tears,
  Vincent Van Gogh, go and mail that ear." - Hey Ladies

• "There's more to me than you'll ever know,
  And I got more hits than Sadaharu Oh." - Hey Ladies

Check Your Head

• "Money Mark, you know he's not having it,
  Just give him some wood and he'll build you a cabinet." - Finger Lickin' Good

• "`Professor, whats another word for pirates' treasure?`
  `Why I think it's booty!`" - Professor Booty

• "You shoulda' never started something you couldn't finish,
  'Cause writing rhymes to me is like Popeye to spinach." - Professor Booty

Ill Communication

• "Got more rhymes than I've got grey hairs,
  And that's a lot because I've got my share." - Sure Shot

Hello Nasty

• "Sometimes I like to brag, sometimes I'm soft spoken,
  And when I'm in Holland I eat the pannenkoeken." - Super Disco Breakin`

• "I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast,
  But I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast." - The Move

• "Have you seen what I mean,
  I'm the little gnome that's in your dreams." - Remote Control

• "So I got a little something for your pay-per-view,
  Like Don King I've got the crazy hair do." - Remote Control

• "Well ice is cold and fire's hot." - Unite

• "If you try to knock me you'll get mopped,
  I'll stir fry you in my wok." - Intergalactic

• "I like my sugar with coffee and cream" - Intergalactic

• "If you got bad breath then maybe try Scope,
  And if you wash your ass you'd best use soap." - Unite

The Sounds Of Science

• "Well it might sound odd, it might sound corny,
  But here's some sex rhymes for those that are horny." - Boomin` Granny

• "A sassy, sophisticated, sexy lady,
  Well I'm twenty-six, and you're eighty." - Boomin` Granny

• "Because I saw you at the checkout line,
  You dropped your coupons, and you were lookin' fine." - Boomin` Granny

• "Sophisticated, and so mature,
  I couldn't really care if you were fifty, or seventy-four." - Boomin` Granny

To The 5 Boroughs

• "I said Doc, what's the condition,
  I'm a man that's on a mission,
  He said son, you'd better listen,
  Stuck in your ass is an electrician." - Ch-Check It Out

• "I went to get a loan and they asked my race,
  I wrote down human inside the space,
  It's a disgrace how they try to debase,
  It ain't the banks damn business how my lineage trace." - Right Right Now Now

• "Hey could you please pass me the peas,
  And let me get a tissue if you think your'e gonna sneeze." - Rhyme The Rhyme Well

• "Adrock, A.K.A.,
  Sharp cheddar, my rhymes are better." - Triple Trouble

• "Which one of you schnooks took my rhyme book? Look,
  Give it back, you're wicky wack." - Hey Fuck You

• "I've got billions and billions of rhymes to flex,
  'Cause I've got more rhymes than Carl Sagan's got turtlenecks." - Hey Fuck You

• "Your rhymes are fake like a Canal Street watch,
  You're hearing me and you're like `Oh my god it's Sasquatch!`" - Hey Fuck You

• "I don't care what you heard, or care what you seen,
  I swear it wasn't me in Bear magazine,
  Because I'm not that hairy, oh contrary." - Oh Word?

• "What'chu talkin' 'bout Willis? Who the illest?
  You know my name's Adam, stop callin' me Phyllis." - The Brouhaha

• "I'm the one that one that dance contest,
  'Cause you know I dance the best." - All Lifestyles

• "Like George Whipple on New York 1,
  Got a hairy ass and that's no fun!." - That`s It That`s All

Dance Moves

• "October 31st, that is my date of birth,
  I got to the party and I did the Smurf." -The New Style

• "I do the Smurf, the Popeye, and the Jerry Lewis,
  I like Bullwinkle but I don't like Moose." - Posse In Effect

• "Mike D.'s day off everyday of the week,
  I got to the party and I did the Freak" - Posse In Effect

• "Because you're pud-slapping, ball-flapping, got that juice,
  My name's Mike D. and I can do that Jerry Lewis." - Hold It Now - Hit It

• "The Patty Duke, the Wrench, and then I bust the Tango,
  Got more rhymes than Jamaica got mangos." - Shake Your Rump

• "Jump the turnstiles, never pay the toll,
  I did the Doo-Wah Diddy and bust 'em with the Pre-Roll." - 3-Minute Rule

• "I am known to do the Wop,
  Also known for the Flintstone Flop." - Intergalactic

• "I wanna do the Freak until the break of dawn,
  Tell me party people, is that so wrong?" - Body` Movin

• "Now I'm a break it down to the brass tacks,
  Do the Biz Mark dance and the Cabbage Patch." - Alive

• "Well I'm a freaky streaker like Winnie the Pooh,
  T-shirt and no pants and I dance the Bugaloo." - That`s It That`s All