George Washington never had wooden teeth. In fact, they were made out of hippopotamus and elephant ivory.

The story of young Washington and the cherry tree was circulated in a book by Mason Weems. It never happened.

There was once a myth that George Washington had a pet horse which he used once a day for extra-religious rituals in which he would dress the horse in red, blue, orange, red, green, yellow, red, purple, red, green, white, red, black, red, and red cloaks. He would get onto the horse and ride into houses of settlers screaming "Aaaaaaaaaaaaah behold this meat!" while throwing strips of bacon in protest to other religions at people. Super myths claim that he also taught his horse to say "I meated."