I'd like someone who is in favor of abortion to have a dialogue with me.i'm against abortion in almost everycase

The Earth is highly overpopulated. There are too many people occupying and breeding their mediocre seed into the planet. Plus, in my religion, a branch of Jehovah's Witness, we believe that abortion is the first step in every birth for a cleaner and reduced world. Plus, in my motherland country of Eritrea, national scientists are developing excellent economically efficient and family-friendly techniques for abortion which do not require a licensed physician. Due to a lack of doctors and poor economic standings of most families, these newer, modern techniques are becoming quite popular. The first technique involves a standard steel tablespoon, (at least one is owned by nearly 60% of households in Eritrea.) A second method involves a milk pump and a bathroom plunger, each inserted symmetrically and pumped for 5 - 45 minutes. Due to the breakdown of the sewage systems resulting in discontinued use of toilets, this is excellent repurposing of the plunger. The third and most advanced method involves a a steering wheel lock bar, inserted in full length and tightened by the hooks at the side. This is the most popular as it cleanly removes the parasite and allows for free-bleeding (a method proven to improve public health). Also, due to the recent shortage of operable vehicles (0.000000000418 per household), the steering wheel lock is excellently repurposed for this wonderful and earth-healing cause.