Turkey
WordNet
noun
(1) Large gallinaceous bird with fan-shaped tail; widely domesticated for food
(2) An event that fails badly or is totally ineffectual
"The first experiment was a real turkey"
"The meeting was a dud as far as new business was concerned"
(3) Flesh of large domesticated fowl usually roasted
(4) A Eurasian republic in Asia Minor and the Balkans; achieved independence from the Ottoman Empire in 1923
(5) A person who does something thoughtless or annoying
"Some joker is blocking the driveway"