Yampier Hernandez
Overview
 
Yampier Hernández Gonzales (born 30 August 1984 in Havana
Havana
Havana is the capital city, province, major port, and leading commercial centre of Cuba. The city proper has a population of 2.1 million inhabitants, and it spans a total of — making it the largest city in the Caribbean region, and the most populous...

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Cuba
The Republic of Cuba is an island nation in the Caribbean. The nation of Cuba consists of the main island of Cuba, the Isla de la Juventud, and several archipelagos. Havana is the largest city in Cuba and the country's capital. Santiago de Cuba is the second largest city...

n boxer who has qualified for the 2008 Olympics at junior flyweight.
Quotations

I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, AND I'm armed! Don't MESS with me!

Look, she's gonna cry again. [imitating winner] 'Oh, if I only had a brain."'

Hey! I'm GLIDING here!

Dalai Llama, Dalai Llama, Dalai Llama...snorts

[as a guard dog barks at her' Oh, fine, have it you little...donut Nazi! [pulls a donut out from her bra and throws it at the dog.]

I'm sarcastic?! When everything that comes out of YOUR mouth is dripping with disdain?

:[After throughout the whole movie mocking people about ALWAYS wanting world peace]':[tearing up]'And I really do want world peace.

I'm sorry, what was the question? I was distracted by the half-masticated cow rolling around in your wide-open trap.

There are no words.

Smilers wear a crown, losers wear a frown.

 
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