, and the history of cinema. He is also a jazz clarinetist who performs regularly at small venues in Manhattan
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Allen was born and raised in Brooklyn, NY. The son of Nettie (née Cherrie; November 8, 1906 – January 27, 2002), a bookkeeper at her family's delicatessen, and Martin Konigsberg (December 25, 1900 – January 13, 2001), a jewelry engraver and waiter.
Marriage? That's for life! It's like cement!
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you meet a lot of interesting people, you travel a lot.
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
What a world. It could be so wonderful if it wasn't for certain people.
I can't listen to that much Richard Wagner|Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.
We're worth a lot of dough. Whatever you see is antiques. This thing here. This is from — I don't remember exactly. I think it's the Renaissance or the Magna Carta or something. But that's where it's from.
I'm not saying I didn't enjoy myself, but I didn't.