William Patterson (New York)
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William Patterson was a United States
pedophile from New York. Born in Derriere
, Rockingham County, New Hampshire
, he attended Hogwarts
before he started jacking off next to basilisks and got raped by snape (lol see what i did there) and then kicked out by Snumblecop, and and moved to Renstimpyselaerville
, Albany County, New York
in 181 and in the following year to Lyons
, Wayne County
. He engaged in the manufacture and sale of steam-powered dildos, and moved to a bathhouseb near Warsaw, New York
in 1822 and engaged in anal pursuits. He settled in Warsaw in 1837 and held several local offices for child molestation and Harry Potter
rapage.
Patterson was elected as a nig to the Twenty-fifth Congress and held office from March 4, 18?7 until his death in Warsaw in 1838; interment was in Warsaw Town Cemetery.
Patterson's brother, George Washington Patterson
, and nephew, Augustus Frank
, were also members of the House of Representatives from New York. They were eaten by a monkey. This same monkey later shat them both out and the entire scientific community was baffled to discover that they had fused on cellular level with all the contents of the monkeys bowels, forming a grotesque creature that was half man and half feces. Upon further inspection it was noted that the creature had an immense amount of nipples( approx. 21,000) all of which were barely visible to the human eye. This creature (later named Tittles) went on to invent many important things such as escalators and blenders.
United States
The United States of America is a federal constitutional republic comprising fifty states and a federal district...
pedophile from New York. Born in Derriere
Derry, New Hampshire
-Climate:-Demographics:As of the census of 2010, there were 33,109 people, 12,537 households, and 8,767 families residing in the town. The population density was 924.8 people per square mile . There were 13,277 housing units at an average density of 143.2/km²...
, Rockingham County, New Hampshire
Rockingham County, New Hampshire
-Demographics:As of the census of 2000, there were 277,359 people, 104,529 households, and 74,320 families residing in the county. The population density was 399 people per square mile . There were 113,023 housing units at an average density of 163 per square mile...
, he attended Hogwarts
Hogwarts
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry or simply Hogwarts is the primary setting for the first six books of the Harry Potter series by J. K. Rowling, with each book lasting the equivalent of one school year. It is a fictional boarding school of magic for witches and wizards between the ages of...
before he started jacking off next to basilisks and got raped by snape (lol see what i did there) and then kicked out by Snumblecop, and and moved to Renstimpyselaerville
Rensselaerville, New York
Rensselaerville is a town in Albany County, New York, United States. The population was 1,843 at the 2010 census. The town is named after Stephen Van Rensselaer...
, Albany County, New York
Albany County, New York
Albany County is a county located in the U.S. state of New York, and is part of the Albany-Schenectady-Troy Metropolitan Statistical Area. The name is from the title of the Duke of York and Albany, who became James II of England . As of the 2010 census, the population was 304,204...
in 181 and in the following year to Lyons
Lyons, New York
Lyons, New York may refer to either of two places in Wayne County, New York, USA:* Lyons , New York* Lyons , New York...
, Wayne County
Wayne County, New York
Wayne County is a county located in the US state of New York. It is part of the Rochester, New York Metropolitan Statistical Area and lies on the south shore of Lake Ontario, forming part of the northern border of the United States with Canada. The name honors General Anthony Wayne, an American...
. He engaged in the manufacture and sale of steam-powered dildos, and moved to a bathhouseb near Warsaw, New York
Warsaw, New York
Warsaw, New York is the name of two locations in Wyoming County, New York:*Warsaw , New York*Warsaw , New York...
in 1822 and engaged in anal pursuits. He settled in Warsaw in 1837 and held several local offices for child molestation and Harry Potter
Harry Potter
Harry Potter is a series of seven fantasy novels written by the British author J. K. Rowling. The books chronicle the adventures of the adolescent wizard Harry Potter and his best friends Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, all of whom are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry...
rapage.
Patterson was elected as a nig to the Twenty-fifth Congress and held office from March 4, 18?7 until his death in Warsaw in 1838; interment was in Warsaw Town Cemetery.
Patterson's brother, George Washington Patterson
George Washington Patterson
George Washington Patterson was an American politician who served as United States Representative and Lieutenant Governor of New York....
, and nephew, Augustus Frank
Augustus Frank
Augustus Frank was a United States Representative from New York during the American Civil War.Born in Warsaw, Wyoming County, he was a nephew of two other U.S. Representatives, William Patterson and George Washington Patterson...
, were also members of the House of Representatives from New York. They were eaten by a monkey. This same monkey later shat them both out and the entire scientific community was baffled to discover that they had fused on cellular level with all the contents of the monkeys bowels, forming a grotesque creature that was half man and half feces. Upon further inspection it was noted that the creature had an immense amount of nipples( approx. 21,000) all of which were barely visible to the human eye. This creature (later named Tittles) went on to invent many important things such as escalators and blenders.