[during her beauty exam] Lady, I'm not butchering your hair. It's a free haircut, so stop you bitching, before I cut it all off, you fat cow!

[about her dad] First guy to walk out of my life, definitely not the last. Funny things, you and me. You always stayin' away from love, me always chasin' after it.

Don't let people stand in your way. They're just people, like you and me! Well, maybe not like you. I don't know if I have ever met anyone like you before.

He was like an angel, you know? I never knew life could be like that. He was the one thing I followed through in my life, the one thing I didn't give up on. I was good at loving him.

I am going to fall in love with you. You don't have to love me back. I am going to give you my heart.

My life is like watching the Three Stooges in Spanish!

What worries me is when someone is as screwed up as these guys doesn't want me!

He doesn't make sense, I don't make sense, together we make sense.

Magic records and a baboon heart...

I am not very good with people.