Traffic Department 2192
Overview
Traffic Department 2192 is a top down shooter game for IBM PC
IBM PC compatible
IBM PC compatible computers are those generally similar to the original IBM PC, XT, and AT. Such computers used to be referred to as PC clones, or IBM clones since they almost exactly duplicated all the significant features of the PC architecture, facilitated by various manufacturers' ability to...

, developed by P-Squared Productions and released in 1994 by Safari Software
Safari Software
Safari Software was a software developer and published founded circa 1989 in Houston, Texas. Patrick Aalto, prior to founding Safari, released a freeware game titled Line Wars in 1989 inspired by the original Elite video game engine. The first game released by Safari was Jason Storm in Space Chase...

 and distributed by Epic MegaGames
Epic Games
Epic Games, Inc., also known as Epic and formerly Epic MegaGames, is an American video game development company based in Cary, North Carolina. Its most recent success has been the Gears of War series of games, although it is also known for its Unreal Engine technology. It is the parent company of...

. The full game contains three episodes (Alpha, Beta, Gamma), each with twenty missions, in which the player pilots a "hoverskid" about a war-torn city to complete certain mission objectives. After publisher Safari Software was absorbed into Epic, the game was sold via Epic Classics for a time.
Quotations

Dispatcher: "What's the magic word?"

Velasquez: "Death."

Dispatcher: "Clearance granted."

Velasquez: "Who needs luck! Luck is for the dipshit who doesn't know his ass from the cleft in his chin!"

Dispatcher: "Well I -- Hey! I resemble that remark!"

Velasquez: "If I want your opinion, numbstick, I'll beat it out of you."

Dispatcher: "That's what I admire about you, Vel. You always say what's on your mind."

Velasquez: "And here you are, wishing you had a mind to begin with."

Velasquez: "Who the hell are you?"

Aron Demeter: "Why, your wet dream sugar tits. How about getting me a hot cup of coffee?"

 
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