"Tie My Pecker To My Leg" is a song by Mojo Nixon

Mojo Nixon

Mojo Nixon is an American musician, known for playing psychobilly music...

. It is a very crude song that Mojo Nixon plays at almost every live performance. According to an Artist Direct review of Whereabouts Unknown, "Tie My Pecker to my Leg" was Mojo Nixon's bawdiest song up to that point is his career. It was co-written with lead Beat Farmer

Beat Farmers

The Beat Farmers were a cowpunk band who formed in San Diego, California, in August 1983, and enjoyed a cult following throughout the 1980s and early 1990s before the premature death of lead singer and drummer Country Dick Montana...

 Country Dick Montana

Country Dick Montana

Country Dick Montana was a musician best known as a member of the Beat Farmers...

. Besides mentioning bestiality and sitophilia, "Tie My Pecker to My Leg" also mentions geriatric sex and coprophilia

Coprophilia

Coprophilia , also called scatophilia or scat, is the paraphilia involving sexual pleasure from feces...

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Origins of refrain

"The Old Chisolm Trail" is a well-known cowboy song. In all versions of the song, the refrain was:

Come-a ti yi yupi, yupi ya, yupi ya

Come-a ti yi yupi, yupi ya

Ed Cray in "The Erotic Muse" credits a variation of these lyrics to high school and college students in southern California:

Gonna tie my pecker to my leg, to my leg

Gonna tie my pecker to my leg

Other versions

There is also Vietnam

Vietnam

Vietnam – sometimes spelled Viet Nam , officially the Socialist Republic of Vietnam – is the easternmost country on the Indochina Peninsula in Southeast Asia. It is bordered by China to the north, Laos to the northwest, Cambodia to the southwest, and the South China Sea –...

era version sung to "exert some control over the penis" of "Tie My Pecker to my Leg."