
about a teenage girl whose body is magically swapped with that of a 30-year-old criminal. It was directed by Tom Brady
and produced by Guy Riedel for Happy Madison
and Touchstone Pictures
, from a screenplay by Tom Brady
and Rob Schneider
. The film stars Schneider as Jessica, the beautiful but selfish "hot chick" of the film's title; Rachel McAdams
as the criminal; and Anna Faris
as Jessica's best friend. Jessica and her cheerleader friends search for Jessica's body while dealing with awkward social situations.
Adam Sandler
served as executive producer and has a small role in the film as the Mambuza Bongo Player, a character based on one played by Schneider in a Saturday Night Live
sketch.
Look at these earrings! I'll be the envy of every girl at prom. Not like that was in jeopardy or anything.
You're the only boy that can make my heart beat faster and slower at the same time.
(crying)Somebody shit in the locker.
(after kissing April) I am so lesbian right now.
(after Jake insults April)You asshole!(Jake and Billy give him a weird look) Whoever left these towels here is an asshole.
This is by far, the worst day of my life.
I have to get to the little girls room before I soak my panties!
And for me, a screaming orgasm on the beach with extra sugar around the rim, YUM! (the bartender gives him an odd look) Better make that last one a Brewsky... Double Brewsky.
Ooooh check out the sweet buns on that guy! I'd like to get my hands on those...(trails off as he notices the macho bartender glaring at him, and then continues)...and wish they were womens' breasts. I'd squeeze the hell out of 'em. Maybe put a steak on 'em. Cause I'm a GUY. And that's what GUYS like me LIKE TO DO!