As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "i" in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team... I don't know what he's talking about.

[Repeated line about Phillip.] He's not my dad.

[repeated line.] That was the second album I ever bought!

[Seeing a zombie without an arm] Ohh, for God's sake! He's got an arm off!

How's that for a slice of fried gold?

[coming across zombified Pete] Ah! Sorry, Pete, sorry... listen, we're gonna borrow your car, okay, hope you don't mind and - ah - later on, if you're feeling better, w-we're going down to the pub, so you're m-more than welcome to, to... [whispered] join us.

What's the matter, David? Never taken a shortcut before? (This line would be repeated in Hot Fuzz)

[distracting a zombie horde.] Come and get it! It's a running buffet! All you can eat!

Would anyone like... a peanut?

[As zombified Pete is biting Ed] Pete! I said, "Leave him alone!" [Shoots and kills zombified Pete.]