Sexuality may refer to:

Sex isn't disgusting unless you make it disgusting!

Bob Leander, Paris, je t'aime|Paris, je t'aime

Although humans tend to view sex as mainly a fun recreational activity sometimes resulting in death, in nature it is a far more serious matter.

Dave Barry, "Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys"

As Darwin puts it in The Descent of Man, 'Male snakes, though appearing so sluggish, are amorous.' Isn't that just like Darwin? It was one of his main ideas, you know, that the males of almost all animals have stronger passions than the females. Since then we've learned a thing or two. At any rate, the female snake is right there when spring arrives in the woods.

Will Cuppy, How to Become Extinct, 1941

It is precisely because I believe it is not possible to neatly separate the sexual from other sorts of relations that I find the movement to bar the sexual from pedagogy not only dangerous but supremely impractical.

Jane Gallop, "Feminism and Harassment Policy"

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

Matt Groening, From "Basic Sex Facts For Today's Youngfolk" In Life In Hell

There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large.

Woody Harrelson, Play it to the Bone