humor. A former Pentecostal preacher
, he performed stand-up routines that were most often characterized by an intense style, similar to enthusiastic preachers, punctuated by his trademark scream.
Born in Yakima, Washington
and spending most of his childhood in Peoria, Illinois
, Kinison was the son of Marie and Samuel Kinison, Pentecostal preachers.
The Russians haven't been to the moon. You know why? Because they're space pussies... You really want to impress us? Bring us back our FLAG, asshole!"
"Here's my man! It doesn't have to stay out and party with his guys!" "Here, let me see that...It doesn't seem to be able to pick up the fucking check, does it?"
"I just got shot in the ass with an infected load of semen! Who's the smart-ass?"
"They beat us, they beat us, they made us do their BLOW!
Today we're going to try and say his name...OH! OHHH! Can you even say a part of his name--OH! OHHH!"
Oh, God, will you SHUT UP! GODDAMMIT, WILL YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKIN' MOUTH! YOU'RE HIS WHORE! OH! OHHHH!
Well, life was tough, but at least I was able to live it out and I was able to face death and not be afraid. Well, now I'm ready to go to Heaven and be with Jesus, and...hey? Hey, what's this? Oh, God it feels like a man's DICK IN MY ASS! Oh, GOD!!! I'M DEAD!!! Oh, you mean life keeps on fucking you even after you're dead? Oh, it never ends! OH! OHHH!!!