Red Symons
Redmond Symons is an Australian musician, writer, actor and radio host, probably best known as lead guitarist with Skyhooks and as the snide judge of "Red Faces", a segment of the long-running Hey Hey It's Saturday
Hey Hey It's Saturday
Hey Hey It's Saturday was a long-running variety television program on Australian television. It initially ran for 27 years , debuting on the Nine Network on 9 October 1971 and broadcasting its last episode on 20 November 1999. Its host throughout its entire run was Daryl Somers, who would later...

Variety show
A variety show, also known as variety arts or variety entertainment, is an entertainment made up of a variety of acts, especially musical performances and sketch comedy, and normally introduced by a compère or host. Other types of acts include magic, animal and circus acts, acrobatics, juggling...

 television show. He currently hosts 774 ABC Melbourne
774 ABC Melbourne
774 ABC Melbourne is an ABC Local Radio station in Melbourne, Australia. Originally known by its callsign 3LO, it began transmission on 13 October 1924 – Melbourne's second radio station after 3AR.-History:...

's breakfast show.
Born in England
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, he emigrated to Australia
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 (on the same boat as the members of the Bee Gees, he claims) at the age of 9, in 1958.

They say familiarity breeds contempt but I hardly know you.

Winning isn't everything, but losing is nothing.

Opportunity only knocks once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.

No-one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Laughter is the only tranquillizer with no side effects.

Friends are the family you can pick.

The best way to save money is not to lose it.