Preston and Steve
Overview
The Preston and Steve show is a morning radio comedy and variety broadcast on Philadelphia Active Rock
Active rock
Active rock is a radio format used by many commercial radio stations across the United States and Canada. Active rock plays contemporary rock artists with a mix of songs common in the classic rock radio format.-Format background:...

 station 93.3 FM WMMR
WMMR
WMMR is an active rock radio station in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, broadcasting at 93.3 MHz FM. The station is owned by Greater Media....

 featuring DJs Preston Elliot and Steve Morrison. The show, which originated at Y100
Y-Rock On XPN
WXPN-HD2 is an alternative rock radio station carried on the secondary HD radio channel of WXPN FM in Philadelphia. It had been the latest incarnation of the Y100 brand until June 2010 that originally aired on 100.3 FM, which was the city's alternative rock station from the 1990s until...

 in Philadelphia, features daily telephone interviews, in-studio guests, celebrity impersonations, unusual news stories, and numerous sound clips and running gags. It broadcasts live on the radio as well as streaming audio via the station website from 6 a.m.
Quotations

Gadzooks! History Preston had began to discuss a story that had arisen about John F Kennedy haven been given a watch by Marylin Monroe. Upon taking the story in, Steve reverted to his token Kennedy bit, and began to worry endlessly about the gift becoming known to his wife, and thus exposing his affair. The phrase "Gadzooks, where's the watch!" prompted this Preston-and-Steve-ism. The previous day, Steve had also used the term during a story about Robert Kennedy Jr. to less effect.

Monkey Pick Ass! Monkey Masturbate!

[in James Mason voice] Monkey throw feces! That's what monkey's do you know.

[James Mason voice]: I pick my ass for pleasure, not for defense. That's where the feces come in.

[in Anna Nicole voice]: Wanna benefit from the death of my son?

[in Anna Nicole voice]: What are ya gonna do with my body?

[in Anna Nicole voice]': How gay are you?

What was that?!?! All I wanted was some chili!

Office (mistakenly spoken for "Awesome" while speaking with an in-studio guest)

 
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