comic strip
created in 1998. It chronicles the adventures of a penguin
named Pokey and a large cast of other characters. Pokey comics are drawn crudely and minimalistically
, and they consist largely of a string of non sequiturs and absurd journeys, with a token effort towards more traditional plots and continuity
(such as the conflict with the Italians over arctic-circle candy) that tend to be established through oblique references to off-screen characters and non-events
.
THE GLUE IS POURING OUT IN AN AMAZING DISPLAY OF ADHESION - POKEY, "Pokey and the glue"
THE UN? HA! I SPIT ON THE UN! --Pokey, “Pokey and the Moon-Cheese”
“WITH A FEW SMALL MODIFICATIONS, ANY CANOE CAN TRAVEL THROUGH TIME!!!” --Pokey, “Pokey in Ancient Scotland”
“I DO NOT LIKE THE HAT!!!” -- Pokey, “The Devil”
“BEFORE WE GO TO THE RESTAURANT I MUST ENCASE YOU IN CARBONITE!!! (Throws frozen date into ocean) NOW WHO IS GOING TO THE RESTAURANT!!!” --Pokey, “Pokey Goes to Hawaii”
“IT IS ORDINARY DUST! NO SALE” --Pokey, “Hola”
“MY NAME IS POKEY THE PENGUIN I LOVE CHESS!! IT IS LIKE BALLET ONLY WITH MORE EXPLOSIONS!” --Pokey, “All Positions Occupied”
“ZIING! THE EXTRA “I” MEANS EXTRA ZING!” --Pokey, “The Extra 'I'”
“THE SECRET IS: RUSSIANS KEEP THEIR MIDGETS IN CAGES!” --Pokey, “Po Russky"