These, Tom, are the Causeheads. They find a world-threatening issue and stick with it . . . for about a week.

What is this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see. Don't be that guy.

We need kegs, multiple, cold and domestic.

Well, you call those useless, yurt-toting, frisbee-chucking Cheeba|cheeba-monkeys and you tell them you're gonna be an hour late.

You remember this guy? He skippered Hitler's catamaran during the war.

Call me for the shower scene in "Dressed_to_Kill|Dressed To Kill".

Alright right, whaddya need? Bottle rockets, dental dams, Redi Wips, term papers?

Those aren't women, Tom. Those are womyn|womynists.

Pigman is trying to prove the Caine-Hackman theory. No matter what time it is, 24 hours a day, you can find a Michael_Caine|Michael Caine or Gene_hackman|Gene Hackman movie playing on TV.