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television
comedy
series on the cable channel Comedy Central
. Hosted by Carlos Mencia
, it aired from 2005 to 2008.
The first season of Mind of Mencia ran from July 6, 2005 to September 28, 2005, premiering on Comedy Central with an initial order of ten episodes. Soon after that the series was renewed for a second season, set to air in winter of 2006. Season 2 premiered on March 22, 2006.
Dee Dee Dee!
If you don't believe that God has a sense of humor, tomorrow go to Walmart and just LOOK AT PEOPLE!
(on Easter) By the way, what do eggs have to do with Jesus Christ?
(pulling on the fat on his chin) That's Chunky Monkey ice cream!!!
(from Carlosaurus Rex) Whether you're black or white, Uzbeki or Jew...you're probably an asshole too.
When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no water, they call it camping.
If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.
'Achmed' - Why don't you check the women?
'Achmed' - Why don't you check the black people?
'Achmed' - Well why don't you check the white people?