Mind of Mencia
Overview
Mind of Mencia is an American
United States
The United States of America is a federal constitutional republic comprising fifty states and a federal district...

 television
Television
Television is a telecommunication medium for transmitting and receiving moving images that can be monochrome or colored, with accompanying sound...

 comedy
Comedy
Comedy , as a popular meaning, is any humorous discourse or work generally intended to amuse by creating laughter, especially in television, film, and stand-up comedy. This must be carefully distinguished from its academic definition, namely the comic theatre, whose Western origins are found in...

 series on the cable channel Comedy Central
Comedy Central
Comedy Central is an American cable television and satellite television channel that carries comedy programming, both original and syndicated....

. Hosted by Carlos Mencia
Carlos Mencia
Carlos Mencia , born Ned Arnel Mencia, is a Honduran-born American comedian, writer, and actor. His style of comedy is often political and involves issues of race, culture, criminal justice, and social class...

, it aired from 2005 to 2008.
The first season of Mind of Mencia ran from July 6, 2005 to September 28, 2005, premiering on Comedy Central with an initial order of ten episodes. Soon after that the series was renewed for a second season, set to air in winter of 2006. Season 2 premiered on March 22, 2006.
Quotations

Dee Dee Dee!

If you don't believe that God has a sense of humor, tomorrow go to Walmart and just LOOK AT PEOPLE!

(on Easter) By the way, what do eggs have to do with Jesus Christ?

(pulling on the fat on his chin) That's Chunky Monkey ice cream!!!

(from Carlosaurus Rex) Whether you're black or white, Uzbeki or Jew...you're probably an asshole too.

When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no water, they call it camping.

If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.

'Achmed' - Why don't you check the women?

Carlos - Because, Achmed, women in this country have been treated like crap for about 150 years when they couldn't vote. So, unless you want to not vote for that long and possibly give me head, I suggest you get your ass over there!

'Achmed' - Why don't you check the black people?

Carlos - And how many gold medals have you won for us lately?

'Achmed' - Well why don't you check the white people?

Carlos - Because they gave me the job!

 
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