MPM (automobile)
Overview
 
The M.P.M. was an automobile built in Mount Pleasant, Michigan
Mount Pleasant, Michigan
Mount Pleasant is a city in the U.S. state of Michigan and the county seat of Isabella County. As of the 2000 census, the city population was 25,946. The 2008 census estimate places the population at 26,675....

by the Mount Pleasant Motor Company from 1914-15. The M.P.M. was a medium-sized conventional car equipped with both a four- and eight-cylinder engine. The company had plans to move its manufacturing plant to either Alma or Saginaw at the end of 1915, but the company closed before that happened.
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